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If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would....
....wonder how all those orcs can fit on a seven-foot tall door.
....shut the door and go back to bed. I am not a morning person, and my neighbors can deal with them (or the National Guard, whichever works out).
....give them all pieces of candy for their great costumes and mutter as I close the door "who knew that was a popular Halloween outfit?".
....scream in terror and seal the door.
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