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Old 09-24-2005, 10:20 AM   #117
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If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would....
Serve them all tea and crumpets with bakeapple jam. Later on, we would have a rousing game of croquet followed by a lovely potluck supper in the garden.

Then I would slay them all with a chair. They are such impolite and messy houseguests.
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