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Diamond18 · 01-03-2004, 05:43 PM

Oh my word. Thank you for that, Ophelia, I've actually been reduced to tears. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

(Esty, I'm having ideas...)

Anyway, being as the only fanfic/rpg I've ever written in is Esty's Mary-Sue parody, it goes without saying that my character is a Mary-Sue (a backseat Mary-Sue, if you will). She's a half-human half-hobbit, her parents were murdered by Orcs while on a picnic (staining the picnic blanket and the potato salad, no less). She was rescued by Elves from the Hidden Vally Ranch (read, Rivendell) and is now the girlfriend of a dopey half-elf from Workmud (read, oh you know). Ha HA! Stop me, why don't you! Mwah ha ha!

PS: Why fix Mary-Sues? Can't we just kill them or something?

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 6:44 PM January 03, 2004: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

01-03-2004, 05:43 PM	#47
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,493	Oh my word. Thank you for that, Ophelia, I've actually been reduced to tears. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] (Esty, I'm having ideas...) Anyway, being as the only fanfic/rpg I've ever written in is Esty's Mary-Sue parody, it goes without saying that my character is a Mary-Sue (a backseat Mary-Sue, if you will). She's a half-human half-hobbit, her parents were murdered by Orcs while on a picnic (staining the picnic blanket and the potato salad, no less). She was rescued by Elves from the Hidden Vally Ranch (read, Rivendell) and is now the girlfriend of a dopey half-elf from Workmud (read, oh you know). Ha HA! Stop me, why don't you! Mwah ha ha! PS: Why fix Mary-Sues? Can't we just kill them or something? <font size=1 color=339966>[ 6:44 PM January 03, 2004: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.