Since Lush has no internet access right now, I am posting her character biography for her. Here it is:
Name: Leninia the Deceivingly-Little
Species: Witch (the female equivalent of Wizard)
Height: Tiny, but don’t let that fool you.
Hair: Black.
Eyes: Narrow when angry (i.e. always narrow).
Attire: Dresses exclusively at the GAP of Rohan.
Age: <here is written a lengthy obscenity, followed by a two-page essay on how asking ladies their age is vulgar and inappropriate>
Occupation: Professional Villain, moonlights as a Pop Minstrel.
Weapons: The most terrifying singing voice ever heard in recorded history (some say that her voice-coach was the embodiment of Melkor himself). As if that isn’t enough, Leninia also possesses a staff in the guise of a stylish umbrella, with a diamond-encrusted handle featuring the head of a black poodle. When activated, the staff has been known to turn Leninia’s victims into toads, goats, and corporate officials.
History: Rumored to be the illegitimate daughter of a mighty Wizard and a chambermaid, she inherited her mother’s domestic skills and her daddy’s ability to use her voice to destructive means. Spoiled by her nannies and hypnotized by her dream to become a singing star bigger than that of Eär-split-til, she ran away from home at age twelve, but has since achieved a certain level of maturity, going from a simple brat to a presence of true evil. Her list of alleged crimes includes the imprisonment of a certain object that she likes to call a "Freakin' Talkin' Guitar."
Current Residence: The Barrow-Downs, where she is attempting...Well, you'll see.
Marital Status: Black widow; changes husbands with the same frequency that Hobbits re-fill their beers.
Hobbies: Fits of rage that commence in destruction of private property and innocent bystanders.
Hopes and Dreams: To meet a man who doesn’t irritate her, and subsequently kill him.
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth.. .'
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