[Morthoron]

This is what I got out of the last debate:

Daffy Duck: Let's run through that again.

Bugs Bunny: Okay.

Bugs Bunny: [in a flat tone] Wouldja like to shoot me now or wait till you get home?

Daffy Duck: [flat tone] Shoot him now, shoot him now.

Bugs Bunny: [flat tone] You keep outta this. He doesn't hafta shoot you now.

Daffy Duck: [with sudden passion] Ha! That's it! Hold it right there!

Daffy Duck: [to audience] Pronoun trouble.

Daffy Duck: [to Bugs] It's not: "He doesn't have to shoot *you* now." It's: "He doesn't have to shoot *me* now." Well, I say he does have to shoot me now!

Daffy Duck: [to Elmer Fudd] So shoot me now!

[Elmer shoots him]

When, in actuality, if we lay aside all the pedantic semantics and hypothetical hurdles, we should follow this line of reasoning:

- So, logically--
- If she weighs the same as a duck...
- she's made of wood.
- And therefore?
- A witch!

Therefore, using this means of deduction in Middle-earth logic, I propose Elrond is made of wood, ergo he is an Ent.

Oh, don't thank me, I am always happy to assist in making Middle-earth meaningful.