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You probably lie a lot, because you said one time how you looove being called a liar in real life.
Oops, sorry- I forgot... you hate being called a liar in real life. Just a li'l innocent slip up there. Totally unintentional.
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Take this as a rule of thumb: what I do say is almost always true. It's what I don't say that you should be worried about.
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Don't announce it prematurely. You don't want it to end up being one of those Crystal Heart deaths.
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Not even joking, just fell out of the chair. That was
funny.