Everyones heads turn. As Trippo the Hippo enters with his posse. They begin a congo line on the way in chanting, "Hungry hungry hippos. Hungry hungry hippos."
As the hippo enters the party, everyone looks to see what he is wearing. "That hippopotamus is wearing a tuxedo and an afro wig" screams a young girl as he walks past.
The hippo immediately heads over to the buffet line knocking a few people out of his way (accindently of course). He steps up and see all the trays of food. "Lembas, cram, and ale. Is... is that raw meat?" questions the hippo as he eyes the food for the orcs and wargs. "Well it doesn't matter" screams the hippo as he grabs a few dozen wafers of lembas.
Then hippo sits down at a table all alone, waiting for the action to really start.
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Shouldn't he be the disco steward?
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