Well, Boromir threw me a curve when he mentioned Gimli. I thought he was in the picture also! So, yeah, my captions don't make perfect sense, but... Anyway, here's some more.
Boromir doesn't like it when people watch him file his fingernails.
OR
You know you've used too much hair gel when you break your sword trying to cut your hair.
P.S. Thanks Hookbill for getting the pic up.