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Old 01-19-2007, 09:12 AM   #12173
Legate of Amon Lanc
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Frodo: Sam, I know you are angry after what you saw in the Mirror of Galadriel, but do you think blackmailing Ted Sandyman is a good idea?

OR

Frodo and Sam are escorted to the jails of Barad-dur after an unsuccesful attempt to bring the Ring to Mordor.
Frodo: Oh my dear Sam, I am sorry, I am sorry to have ever brought you to this terrible place.
Sam: It's not your fault, Mr.Frodo.
Frodo: But now we'll have both to suffer the terrible torment from the Enemy for trying to keep his Ring.
Sam: Excuse me, Mr.Frodo, but I think there are worse things than having to write million times "I will not steal other peoples' rings".

OR

Frodo: Where are you going, Sam? We are to wait for Gandalf until we leave Rivendell.
Sam: Excuse me, Mr. Frodo, but from what I heard on the Council bringing the Ring right to Mordor seems a great risk. So for starters, I'll just nail these 95 theses to the Black Gate and we'll see what the Enemy is going to do about it.
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