Merry: So wait, he's really in love with her?
Sam: Wait, I thought she was already married to that other guy.
Frodo: No, she divorced him...
Pippin: No, he left her!
Strider: That's the LAST chick flick I rent for YOUR slumber party, Frodo!
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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