I dont enjoy typing things that LOTR characters would never say, but more what LOTR characters would never do or things that would never happen.....
*Merry and Pippin discussing last nights episode of Friends
*Legolas accidently shoots Frodo when he aimed at an orc
*When the Balrog approaches, Gandalf pulls out a shotgun
*While running out of the gates of Moria, a large rocks falls on top of Frodo and kills him
*Frodo accidently drops the ring and it cracks in half
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