Okay, here I go again with the What if the LotR cast accidentally got the "Last of the Mohicans" script bloopers......
*Gimli is just about to jump off the bridge of Khazad-dum when P.J. stops him*
P.J: Cut! Cut! Cut! What is going on here?!
Viggo: Well, you see, our Gimli here is under the impression that he has to jump.
P.J: Why? And where's Legolas?
Viggo: *points down* At the bottom.
P.J: What is he doing there?!
Viggo: Well, you see, it all started when this orc comes out of nowhere, speaking Huron, and lays into Legolas with a tomahawk. He then throws him off the bridge. See, it says so here in the script.
*Sean Bean hands P.J. the script*
P.J: *looks it over* Alright... Sooo where's Frodo?
Viggo: Oh, he was burned at the stake about ten pages back.
*P.J. flips back ten pages*
P.J: Who the h*ll is Duncan?
*The Fellowship exchange confused glances and back in North Carolina Chingachgook stands on the cliff yelling, "You shall not pass!!!"* [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
(I know, really weird, but it was so funny at the time & I put a lot of thought into this!)
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