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Up to P20. 1034 things.

$2 bills
18th November 2005, Fea's psych class
20 year old goody-good 2nd cousin
24 hours in seven day week
25th of October 2005
28 hour shifts that end when there's too much light outside to fall asleep
50 Cent and other rappers that can't really rap and have horrible personalities
6 am flights
60s folk music groups
6th Form
A levels
Aberdeen
Accidentally deleting replies to PMs
ache that comes from flossing after a long hiatus
Aching muscles after a new exercise routine
Active voice
acute paranoia
adjectives used in place of adverbs
adults who do not remember how it is to be young
adults who think moody teenagers care about the difficulties of being a parent
adults who think teens' negative thought are due to hormones and moodiness alone
Adverts
adverts that are noisier than programmes
Adware
after-date paranoia
Ages 20-25
airports
alarm clocks
Alcarillo's teacher
Alexander Pope's works
algebra
All cats, except ones with no claws that can play without biting and come when you call them.
allergic conjunctivitis
allergies and all of their varied symptoms
Alsatians
Alternating sun and rain within a day
American spelling
Ancient Philosophy teacher
annoying English teachers
annoying guys who provide the voiceovers at the end of infomercials and commercials
Annoying people
Anti-Cyclonic Depression (i.e. clouds and general greyness and an absence of any weather, even rain)
Any piercings other then earrings
Anybody who doesn't understand the concept of personal space
Anyone who thinks it's incorrect to make up words
Anyone who thinks not having a significant other lowers your value as a human being
Anyone who thinks that something is wrong with a girl who has no interest in fashion, looking "pretty," marriage, or dating
Anyone who uses more than two acronyms in the same sentence
anything boring
anything that keeps one from playing WW games
AP Physics II
apathetic English teachers
Apathetic teachers
apostrophe mis-users
Aristotle
Art projects involving negative space or still art or soldering
Art teachers
AS levels
Asparagus
ATM thread being longer than ATS
ATMs
attempting to accomplish Orkish havoc characterized as "doing nothing"
attendance office at school with wrong information
attraction to the opposite sex
authors of 'bad-ism' allegories
Axe-murderers (in a soon to be released ATM near you....)
Baby on Board
babysitting
Bad architecture and office rooms full of cubicles that make every worker feel like s/he's a creature in some kind of weird sci fi exhibit
Bad attitudes
bad email software
bad habits
Bad housemates
Bad lawyers
Bad moods
Bad scripts
bad thinking behind banning computer access while allowing long phone calls
bad translations
bad weather
badly designed tests
Bags of candy that come to an end too soon
Balrog Wingers
Banjos
banning of the internet
Bar chords...hardest notes to play on the guitar
Baranthil's town
baseball playoffs
BD breaking
Beans
Because you don't need to
beer commercials that make you thirsty
Being a poor college kid
being bashful around people you know you'll get on excellent with
Being called to do something at the end of the day
Being Forbidden from entering The Barrowdowns
being introverted
Being left at school because answering machine didn't work right
being out of clean clothes
Being peerless on New Year's Eve
Being told you have to do something
Being too ill to walk
being too shy to say what you think or feel
being too sick to flirt (watch out, ATM ladies - 'she was just about to flirt with the cute boy when suddenly she felt sick enough to puke')
Being unable to turn down a good RPG
Biases
'Big Brother' television
Bigots
Biology Lab partner who looks down your blouse
Black Eyed Peas
black flies
black licorice
blades on small hacksaws
blisters from flip-flops
blisters from unbroken argyle flats
blisters from unbroken flip flops
blisters from wearing huge boots
Blow up christmas things
Books that look interesting on the covers but are not inside.
books written by Roald Dahl
boredom
boring days at work
boring English teachers
Bowling machines
Boys
Braces
Brand Snobs
Breast cancer
British spelling
British Telecom
British television miniseries
British transportation system
Britney Spears
budget cuts
bugs
Building renovation
Bullies
Bullies
burning of fossil fuels
bus drills in gym class where they make you jump off the back of the bus
Business accounting such that labour is a liability
Busy trains
busy-work
Cailin's argumentation teacher
Cailin's Medieval Irish project
Cailin's pronunciation teacher
Cailin's vocal coach
Calculus
Campaign electioneering phone calls / adverts
candles that fail to produce enough scent to counter stinky shinguards
canonicity
CAPs lockers
CaptainofDespair (cameo role?)
Casual discrimination, especially from anti-discriminatory bodies / people
Cat litter
Catch 22
'Caucasian' used to categorize or describe white people
Cauliflower
celebrity magazines
Celebuial's college's security guards
Celebuial's dance teacher
Celery
cell phones
Centipedes
chapped lips
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (book & movies)
'chavs'
Checking bulbs are working
chewing gum spat out, covering pavement
Child Molesters.
children who cannot see how much they mean to their parents
Christmas
Christmas adverts
Christmas sweaters with pom-poms
Chronically drunk college kids
cigarette smokers
cigarettes
Cigarettes
Citations
City of Madison
classes where everybody's opinion is different from yours
Classes where homework isn't checked every week
classes you hate but still do well in
classy heels required for business attire
Clogged toilets
Close-minded people
Coke
Cold snaps
cold viruses
colds
college applications
college applications as more important than wreaking Orkish havoc in an RPG
college dorm parties
college placement tests
Collegiate insomnia
comic sans font
commercial breaks, especially long and frequent.
Commercials for weight-loss pills or exercise machines
Commericialised Christmas
Common names
Communists
Commuting for education
computer game which does not let you save your progress whenever you want
Computer problems
computer viruses
computer-monitor induced headaches
Computers that keep breaking down
computers that screw up while using them
Concertgoers who tap out beats half a beat behind the band
Confusing people who do something that means one thing, then tell you something contradictory
Confusing sombody's sexuality
conjunctivitis
Conscience
constipation
'cope'
corsets
country music
Crass commercialism
Creepy teachers
criticism about, not to, a person
Crossovers in fanfiction
crystal clear bad memories
customer service departments that keep you on hold a little bit longer than forever
Customs checks
Cutting red tape
Dandruff
dangling prepositions
Dark circles under eyes
David Cameron
David Davis
days that are too warm for windows to be opened for fresh air
deadlines
Declaring feelings to somebody and them not returning them
democracy
dentists
Department of Motor Vehicles
depression
Deus Ex Machina
diamonds
diarrea (you ATM players are really in for it!)
difference between English and American spelling
Differences in levels of education
Dill
Diplomats
Dirty bathrooms
dirty dishes
disappointment of having asked someone out only to learn that s/he doesn't feel the same way
Discrimination against the stupid
Disgruntlement
Disney
Disputes with long time friends
Distraction
Distraction due to hot guys / girls / food
distributors of speed cameras
dog bites
dog clothes
dogs that bite (mean, nasty, clothes wearing dogs that bite in ATM)
dogs that can't be housebroken
Doing things the right way
door to door sales people
double negatives
Drama Queens
Dread Backspace Button Of Doom ... which works like internet 'back' command
dread from finding a check you thought you mailed to pay a bill
drivers who drive through a flood at top speed
drivers who ignore pedestrians
Drug-addicts.
Dry coughs
Dust
Dying prematurely
early classes
easy driving tests
Easy driving tests!
elastic bands in braces
Email
emergency rooms
employers who send your parent on a business trip on holiday
empty tubes of chap stick
Encai's English teacher
English
English classes
English metric inconsistency
English teachers who don't read Tolkien
English teachers who don't understand English
english-latin mumbojumbo
Eomer of the Rohirrim (cameo role?)
errant pronunciations of the name "Bach"
Esgallhugwen's brother
Esgallhugwen's brother's bird
Essay writers using big words to say simple things
Essays
Ethan frome
Euphemism to sell something hard to stomach
Everybody who was mean to Gil-Galad in junior school
Everything that can go wrong on a Monday morning
Evil bowling alleys with malfuctioning computers and unhelpful help
evil, sarcastic, sadistic teachers
Exams
exams
ex-boyfriends
excess mucous
Excess phlegm (and I mean, really in for it!)
Excitement.
Exhaustion
Extra maths lessons
extroverts who try to make conversation when you are not in the mood
facial spots
Fake Christmas Trees
fake food (ie spray on butter, etc.)
Fake powdered Christmas drinks
fan fiction
Fanfiction
Farael's beard
fathers who think they know everything about computers & delete your programs
Feeling of overeating
feeling older than your age
Filipino used to teach
Films based on books that radically alter storylines
final exams
finding a whole chick pea lurking in your braces 6 hours after your last meal
Finger- or toenail injuries
Firefoot's locker neighbour
Fires
First ay of school
First week of school
fish
Fish that snap lines
Five year old asking if another five year old is Fea's daughter
Flash Harrys
flash software
Flashless cameras
flat tires
Flies
flight delays
Flourescent lights
flu
Fog
food poisoning
Fordim Hedgethistle
foreign homophones
Forests and hills levelled for a gold course
forgetting how to draw
Forgetting ideas
Forgetting what you wanted to post
Fossil fuels
Fourth draft of research papers.
frat parties
French teacher
Freud
friends being sick
Friends talking about you behind your back
Frodo and Sam with cameo roles in LMP's Mordor RP
frog ring tones
Frozen milk
fruitcakes
fume and stench
Funerals
furry animals
general heat
Generic, uninventive Tolkien fanfiction
geography teachers
geometry
German
Getting a grade you don't deserve
getting a paragraph in reply to a five page letter
getting lynched on the first Day of Werewolf
getting up early
Getting up on weekends
Getting worked up over nothing
Giant Pandas
girls that claim to be LOTR fans because of Legolas
Glirdan's dance teacher
Glorification of drinking and being drunk.
going to bed when it's light out
Going to school after a long weekend
Going to the dentist
going to work on Saturday
Going to work on Saturday to Mordor.
Gossipmongers
government trying to improve people
Governments that only throw money at good schools
Grammar
Green Bay Packers
ground spitters
Group projects
Groups of people who walk four across in a hallway only four people wide
Grumpiness
Guitars
gullibility
Guy Fawkes Day
guys who think pretty girls are always dumb
halitosis (bad breath caused by gingivitis)
Hard maths tests
'have got'
Having a dancer's feet when you really are only pretending to be a dancer
having no common language
having the wrong textbook with a looming test
Having to reval two hours to get to school for a single class
having to share a laundry facility with 140 women
having to spread around the reps
Having to work until 12:30, 1:00, or 2:00 in the morning
havng to wait until LMP says so to watch that madly fun sounding RP unfold
hayfever
headaches
Heart of Darkness
Heatwaves
Heavy backpacks
heavy traffic
Highschool freshmen
history of language
History seminars about interestng sounding subjects
Holiday reading that must be journaled.
Hollywood
Hollywood and its fruitcakes
Homework
Homework
Homework
Homophones
Hookbill the Goomba
hormone driven girls
Horrendously early Christmas preparations
Horseflies
Hot water running out when hair is full of shampoo
hot weather
Housemates who wont play trivial pursuit
hovering parents
How xxxx is that?
huge workloads
Hugs 'n' Learning
human tongue
hummers
hundred degree greenhouse
Hurricanes
hurting knees
Hypocrites
hypocritical parents
i.b. exam (?)
Idiotic bees
ignorant fools
Ignorant people.
Impatient people
inability to breathe
Inability to hold a standard.
Inability to take short showers
inability to turn down food dares
Income tax forms
Incompetency
Incompetent people on the day, despite lots of practice beforehand
inconsiderate customers
incorrect written use of its and it's
incorrect written use of your and you're
Infuriating internet connections that randomly commit suicide every so often
institutional food
internet when it isn't working
interpretation other than the artistic creator's
intolerant people
inventor of shoes that are loose around the ankles but tight on the toes
irrational fear of phone calls
Irregular verbs
Irresponsable pet owners
Isaac Newton
Isaiah
Jack Russells
Jamesian English speakers
Jam-throwing chavs
JK Rowling (cameo?)
Johnny Depp (cameo?)
Kath's psychology teacher
Keboards with rubbish spacebars.
know nothing nurses
'kotex fits. period' (billboards in ATM)
lack of a good Porter
lack of published Quenya
Lack of snow
lack of the Assigned to Mordor RPG (now that would be weird!)
Laitoste's family members
last day of holidays
Law school application process
lawn mowing
Lazy people not setting up sound systems
Lazyness
leaches
Leaders that use their powers for evil
Leaking rooves
Leaving a post at school, then having to hack into the school network to get hold of it again.
Leggyboppers
lemmings
Level 81 in the Pit of 100 Trials in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
liability paranoids
library freeloaders
light Mayonnaise
lima beans
lima beans
linguistic imperialism
litter
litterbugs
little French cars with no guts
living on the third floor when you take dance classes
Llamas
local press
Locker combinations that get stuck
London metropolitan road system
London public transport system
London Underground
Long distance relationships
Long rehearsal hours
long road trips
Lord of the Rings note books ... sold out
Losing / misplacing things
Losing a post on downs due to crap internet stuff
Losing elections
Losing wallets
Lost passports
M25 Motorway
make-up work at school after illness
mandatory meeting right after sweaty excerise
Mario
Marketing executives
Mary Sues
math
Math exams scheduled at seven in the morning on a Saturday
medication tolerance
Memorising lists
Memory lapses
men who hit women
men who proposition random girls
Men who unintelligently assign a woman's bad mood to hormones (is there an intelligent way of doing it?)
Mermaids
mice
Mice
Mice that don't do what they're told
Michael Moore
Michigan winters
migraines
Milipedes
Milk
Mismatched socks
misused homophones
Mixed messages
mobile phones
modern world's way of taking all the fun out of life
Mondays
monosodium glutimate
mormegil
Mosquitos
Most vegetables
Multiple lynching in Werewolf (need to work this into ATM somehow...)
musicians' managers.
'my bad'
My philosophy is...
'myself and ______'
Mysteriously temperamental showers
nagging mothers
nagging parents
nagging thoughts you realize you should have listened to
Napoleon Dynamite
Nazis
Neighbours staying up late laughing loudly or playing music
neighbours who put up large aluminum sheds which block all sun from your garden
New computers
news report sound bites
Newspapers exaggerating PC stories
nightmares
Nightmares
nights when there is a full moon (so it's always a full moon in Mordor)
Nilpaurion Felagund
No graphing calculator rules
No paper currency smaller than a five pound note
noisy air conditioners
nonstandard word users
Non-teenagers
Norman Conquest
Not being able to refrainfrom sarcasm, cynicism, or snide comments
not being able to spend time with your girl/boyfriend
not being in the same class with your friends
Not having enough money
Not having enough time for PMs
Not teaching foreign languages until the age of 12
nuclear bombs
'nuculer'
Numbers outside basic maths
'official Wendy's guy'
offspring who don't understand the difficulties of being a parent
off-topic posts
Old ice cream
Once respectable people who sell their soul by acting in lousy commercials
online college application forms
Opponents to the metric system
Organic Chemistry
osteopaths who try to crush you
Outsourcing
Overdone christmas decorations
Overplayed songs
Oversalted popcorn
overzealous political correctness
Packing
pain from first ever dance class
Painting apartments on Friday night and having to go to work on Saturday
panicked atmosphere that unprepared students create before tests
papercuts
Paranoia
parents
parents
parents and their children
parents when they're in a bad mood
Parents who abuse their children
parents who brag about their children
parents who cannot understand their children
Parents who don't like tongue piercings
Parents who mould consciences
parents who name their kids badly
parents who think that you're nervous about leaving for college in the morning when you're not
Paris Hilton
Parking around malls
Passive voice
Patina that doesn't work
Pedestrians who walk in the street when there is a perfectly good sidewalk ten feet away.
Pens that don't work
people always in a rush
People in chatrooms with names like 'webcamguy16wantstits'
People misusing the word assign
People on IM who sign in and out repeatedly
People on robotics team
People right in front of you who randomly stop
People that can only answer questions by saying 'yes', 'no' and 'I don't know'
People that don't understand introverts like me.
People that don't use proper or close-to-proper spelling in messages and chatrooms.
People that think they are so great and so funny while they aren't.
People who "don't get" fantasy or sci-fi.
People who "don't get" Strong Bad.
People who act knowing that their actions are going to hurt/upset/offend
People who allocate blame to political correctness or bureaucracy randomly
People who are constantly worried about offending someone
people who are easily offended
People who are easily offended should go to Mordor.
people who are horrified by 'weird' food combinations
people who are overly worried about offending others
People who assign people to Mordor for convenience in the RPG
People who assume that to live a life with no romantic interests must be the greatest of hardships
People who ATM for convenience
People who believe that they are the only important beings in the universe
people who believe they are animals
People who blind with their brights after you flash your brights to warn them of a speed trap
People who bring smelly food to the cinema
People who buy stupid things
People who buy the last tub of Ben and Jerry's
People who can't be quiet
People who can't comprehend that two people of opposite genders can be friends with out being romantically interested in each other
People who care too much about pro football
People who chat in-thread
people who claim that the advert breaks are no louder than the programmes
people who complain about not being able to find shoes one time in their lives
People who delight in interfering or spreading ill news
People who dismiss Tolkien without reading it
People who distribute tacks over pavements
People who do not believe in the philosophy that when something is boring you make it fun, and when it’s still not fun after you tried, you drink lots of tequilas and dance on the bar
People who do not understand the need for representation
People who do not understand the satisfaction of a half-formed desire
People who do things behind your back
People who don't indicate at roundabouts
People who don't know directions and give false directions.
people who don't turn up for meetings they set
People who don't turn up when invited weeks in advance
People who don't understand cross cultural views of personal space
People who don't understand introverts
People who drive exactly the speed limit
People who drive really slow and stop at corners that don't have stop signs and generally act lost.
People who drop pronouns
People who find love no proper motivation to move to Scotland
People who flash-blind people with their photography
people who forget about the "grey area" in between what's black and white
people who give away spoilers to books and movies without warning
People who give instructions on car driving when you're fine
People who glare
people who hate white chocolate
people who have no regard for others
People who litter instead of using a trash can 15 feet away
people who make fun of people with asthma
People who make out in the hallways at school between classes
People who misuse the word work
People who offer unsolicited academic advice
People who only complain about bad things, never mentioning the good
people who pay with change
people who pronounce it Ray-min noodles
people who repeatedly don't show up when you invite them
People who run their stop/yield sign and then glare at you like you should've stopped for them
people who say 'it's not rocket science'
people who spill liquor wantonly
people who spit gum out on to the pavement
people who spread stupid tales around the workplace
People who stand in the middle of a crowded hallway
People who step on your feet
People who tailgate when you are going the speed limit or above
People who talk during performances
People who talk loudly into mobiles
People who think dog taxes exist so the government can do nice things to dogs
People who think everyone should get out and vote.
People who think families of more than 2 children are huge
People who think popularity equals quality.
People who think Republicans should go to Mordor.
People who think that - just because you dance with someone in a flirty manner - you are in love
people who think that a Straight Edge lifestyle means you've got a gang mentality
People who think they are the bomb because they have a Honda Civic
People who think Tolkien is boring
People who think writing is a waste of time and effort
People who use ATM thread as a blogspot
People who use dictionaries as if English were a dead language
People who use others as a dumping ground for problems
people who use personal grief as an excuse to treat other peple badly
people who wearing sockless sandals bring small space heaters to warm up the space under their desks
People who wont go to the back of a bus when it fills up
People who would deprive us of a story
people with gender double standards
people you thought were your friends stabbing you in the back
permanent paranoia of law enforcement officers
Personal space desecration
Personal statements on college applications
pervasive media
perverts
Pharmaceutical company ads
Pharmaceuticals
Phonetics
Phony fish oil ad
Phys. Ed. teachers who ignore the fact of your asthma
Physics
Physics teachers
Pianist
Pigeons
piles of wet tissues that come with allergies
pimples
Pineapple
Plain potato chips
Plato
Plumbers with no idea what they're doing
Pointless homework assignments
political correctness
political correctness
political correctness ignoramuses
political-ese
politicians
Politicians
Poodles
pop drinkers
pop-up ads
Portfoli projects
Portuguese men of war
possums
post-delivery routes in Gentofte, Denmark
Practice job interviews with your parents
Prefab fish and chips
Presidential Fitness Test
pretentious pronunciation of foreign words and phrases
pretentious pronunciations
pretentious silent letters
pretentious use of silent letters
Printers that don't print important things
Private medical insurance
process by which one's wisdom teeth are removed
procrastination
Procrastination
procrastination
Professor's not allowing profanity in work
Profs who give four multiple choices, varying only the sifnificant figures
Property developers
Provincial road planners in Alberta
Psych tests
Psychics
Psychology coursework
PT Cruisers
Puke
pulled muscles
pungent, musty smell of shinguards
purple ketchup
pushy and angsty cousins
pushy extroverts
Quadratic Function
Qu'est-ce que c'est que ca?
queue cutters
Quick passing of time
Quiet hours
rabbit bites
rabbits
raccoons
racism
Ragweed
rap music
Rap music
reality television
Reality TV
really great cartoons on too late to watch on a school night
really heavy textbooks
Recurring nightmares
red food coloring
religious fundamentalist terrorists
Religious fundamentalists.
rep surges
repair shops that are behind schedule
Report-writing teachers
Research papers
ridiculous conspiracy theories
ridiculous conspiracy theorists
rising gas prices
Roa_Aoife's sister
Road Construction during the worst time of the year
road rage
road tests
Roald Dahl
role of Ranger in werewolf
rotten vegetables in cupboards
RTS games with hegemonous empires nearby
Rubbish films on Saturday "premieres"
Rumor-mongering
rumors that idiots spread
Rumour creators.
Salesmen
'sanguine'
SAT supporters
SATs
Saturday morning classes
Saturday schooldays
Sauron's finger and its army
SAVEs
scary professors
School
school
School computers blocking BD
school districts that separate best friends to different schools
school uniform
school when it is absolutely pointless
Screwing up a simple drawing
Seaside rain
Selective meanness
SEPTA
Sexist radio hosts
Shin splints
shoe companies that don't find it economically viable to produce shoes in your size
shoe stores that are all out of the cool shoe in your size
Shoes
Shops building over nature
Short blankets
Show nights
Shows overlapping on TV
shrieking early birds
Siblings who wake up early
sickness causing you to miss last seven basketball games of season
Significant figures
skinned knees
Skwerls
Sleeping at inappropriate times
Slipping on garbage left by others in streets
slivers
Slow walking people
slugs
Small cars that aren't made for a larger man
Small dogs
Smart students
smoke generated by firecrackers
smokers
Smut writers
Snails
sneezing
Snobs
snorers
snotty Sarumans
snotty upperclassmen
Snow followed by warm weather
Snowy stairs
soap operas
Soaps.
soccer
social conventions of enduring arrogant people with politeness
Socks with holes
Socrates
Soda & coke drinkers
Sophomore year in high school
Sore throats
SPAM
Spandex
Speed cameras
spell checkers
Spelling
Spending too much on unsatisfactory smoothies
spider bites
splinters
spoilt kids that howl on the street
sports physicals
spotting speed cameras and slamming your brakes on
spyware
squirrels
Stalling a standard car in the middle of an intersection
standard English
Standard Of Learning tests that force teachers to teach "to the test"
standardized tests
Stepping in a bucket of paint
stereotypers
Stilettos
Stress
strip searches at airports
stubbed toes
students who fail easy tests
students who insist on coming to school when they are sick
students who start moaning when they have to take a test
studies aka homework
stupid people
Stupid people earning higher wages than you
Stupid people that walk off with girls that I would like to walk off with myself.
Suburbia
Sudden returns to school
summer air conditioning that is set far, far too cold
summer reading books
sunburn
Sundays
sweat patches
switching schools
tailgaters
Tall people in front of short people
tax code writers
tax collectors
Teachers assigning huge projects
Teachers making things up
Teachers' timekeeping
Teachers who don't make maths interesting and explain it properly
Teachers who lose coursework
Teachers who make up phrases
Teachers who memorise long words to sound clever, using them repeatedly, or out of context, or both
Teachers who talk about their children
teenagers
teens who don't understand that parents see their children as extensions of themselves
Telemarketers who switch the long-distance service you've told them you're happy with
telemarketing companies
telephones
Telesales people
television
terrorists
Terrorists
Tests
Tests that it is impossible to finish on time
text books that cost over a hundred bucks a piece and that they have no used versions of
Text books.
The "ghetto" or "gangsta" look
The Aeneid
The Canonicity Thread
The fact that it's always easier to find things to complain about
The gunk left in the sink when you're done washing dishes
The gunk people leave on their plates when it's your turn to do the dishes
The gunk that you find in the sink while you're washing dishes
The job of dishes in general
The O.C.
The phrase "bust a cap"
The Saucepan Man (cameo role?)
The system that allows less intelligent people into positions of authority
The week before finals week
Theses
thieves
Thinlómien's boring geography presentation
thongs
thoughts that won't get properly organized to post a serious post to a Books thread
three large assignments due on the same day
Ticks
Time being snatched away
Titration
tomato hornworms
Too much to do, not enough time
Tooth fillings that begin to peel off
TORE's lack of driving licence
Traffic jams
Train services on New Year's Eve and Day
traveling
Trick or treaters
trying to decipher Shakespeare
trying to figure out where to go to University
trying to file incredibly small pieces of metal
Tteens who don't understand that parents see their children as extensions of their own bodies and souls,.
TV companies maximising profits and forcing their shows on you
UCAS applications
unfriendly computers
unidentified phone caller
Universities
University fees
unnecessary aspects of plot
unpredictable kilns
Unsigned positive reps
unsigned positive reps received for a post condemning unsigned positive reps
Untranslatable texts
Use of academic language
used Handkerchiefs
vacation being over
vectors
vending machine
Vinyl gloves
VIRUSES
Vodka
vomit
Waiting lists in hospitals
Waiting rooms (or lack therof) inside car repair shops
wanton destruction of your memories in the form of great old edifices replaced by blah new
war
Warranties that expire right before something breaks down
water that accidentally gets inhaled
watered down drinks
weddings
Wedgies
Wednesdays
Werewolf games
wet used handkerchief in your pocket
When it's winter and should snow, but isn't.
When the Downs is quiet
When you really like a thread but can't think of anything to say
When your friend's parents see you as odd
When you're washing dishes and you have to leave off suddenly, and the nasty cold water drips down your elbows
Whining Roommates
white chocolate
Whoever cancelled masters in Astrophysics ay Keele University
whoever decided to make Lucius Malfoy so attractive in the Harry Potter films
Whoever made the Packer game and the UW men's basketball game on at the same time
Whoever moved Monday Night Football to ESPN
Whoever raised Laitoste's county sales tax to pay for the new Packers stadium
Whoever stole Oro's final project
Whoever stole SPaM's who, the toerag
Wimpy snow
windshield wiper blades that always streak in the line of vision (the orcs behind the wheel driving cars - with flat tires - too fast in Mordor should love this)
Winged Balrogs
'witch' at the other end of the office
Work
Working any time before noon
working any time before noon
worries that pick at the mind whether traveling will be safe
Worrying
worst subjects all in the same semester
Yankees announcers
year-long redundant teachers
Yellow cars (and all PT Cruisers at that!)
Yoda
You are judged by the company you keep. (to be on billboards in Mordor)
Younger brothers