*Members of The Academy of Thread Names file into the room, to get a first-hand look at the topic which has stirred such a controversy in their hallowed halls.
"Well, gentlemen - and madam President - does this er, 'Rough Draught Of A Topic,' meet the criteria for a proper thread, and moreover, excellence in thread names?"
One suppresses a titter at Birdland's 'uber-hobbits,' but others remain dignified. And stern. Outside, the press gathers, jostling eachother for a better view. By court order they are not permitted in the thread itself.
As the Academy members exit, they are mobbed by 'Draught' fans, pressed by the press (why else is it called the 'press'?) for a statement:
"No comment!" was the disappointing answer.*
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Deserves death! I daresay he does... And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them?
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