Gandalf: Master Elrond, who do you think we should send with Frodo to accompany him on his quest?
Elrond: I'd like Sam, Legolas, Sam, Sam, Aragorn, Sam, Sam, Sam, Gimli, Sam, and Sam, please.
Gandalf: Don't you think that's too much Sam?
Elrond: Well, it's got less Sam than Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam,
<dwarves begin singing>
Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam,
Wonderful Sam! Glorious Sam!
Gandalf (interrupting): Stop that! None of that! <muttering> Bloody dwarves...
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