"Look, Treethingy, can we please hurry up???"
"Frodo, keep the ring. Itīll make you happy. Itīs not evil." (The probem is, heīd believe you)
Arwen, you do know Aragornīs cheating on you with that hot human chick from Rohan, donīt you?
Use your brains, Pippin! (And die in the attempt?)
Come on, Sam. Forget Frodo. Heīs got Gollum now.
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