Aww, man Firefoot.
I agree about the Gene Wilder version, but I guess I'll just follow the book to Mordor.
Road Construction I send to Mordor. Not that it's a bad thing in itself, but the kind of construction that is made during the
worst time of the year
during the fair causing a lack of business and making it
very slow at my BK.
(I can just imagine the men in the reflective suits filling in all the pits in Gorgoroth...diverting the traffic around the ghylls and such...hahahahahaaaa.)
Yellow cars can go to Mordor. As can salt that sticks in the shakers when it gets humid.
Generic, uninventive Tolkien fanfiction can go to Mordor. Maybe I'm just jaded but I haven't read anything original in a long time.