The secret love story of Sauron and Saruman:
*Sauron and Saruman are just connecting with the palantir. It's the usual time when they get in touch with each other.*
Saruman looks into his palantir, hoping to catch Sauron when he's not looking....
Sauron: Saruman! I told you don't do that! I could be not at my best....you know I have to get ready!
Saruman: Yeah, I know that's what I was hoping for...
Sauron: Saruman, your so bad!
Saruman: Sauron, how dd it go....does he know yet?
Sauron: Sshh, Saruman, no I didn't tell him yet. Keep it quiet, I don't want him knowing yet.
Saruman: Sauron! You gotta tell him! This can't go on any longer like this.
Sauron: I know, I know. It's just not the right time yet, you know. He's a very sensitive one, I can't just flat out tell him about us. He'll be too hurt. And I don't want him doing anything rash.
Saruman: You know you gotta tell him though. You can't keep putting it off like this. Tell him! Come on, tell him now!
Sauron: No, I will, wait I...
Nazgul #9: Sauron....what are you doing? Who are you talking to?
Saruman: Is he there?? Was that him?
Sauron: Shh, hold on...Yes Nazgy?
'Nazgy': Sauron, what are you doing, are you coming soon?
Sauron: I'll be there in a minute booboo. Hold on, I just gotta....um, I just gotta
'Nazgy': Is that Saruman your talking to?!
Sauron: No, it's uh....
'Nazgy': Ooh! Let me talk to him, I gotta tell him something.
Sauron: Wait, but
'Nazgy': Hey Saruman, what's up.
Saruman: Listen, I gotta tell you something.
Sauron: No don't wait!
Saruman: No...#9 listen. Me and Sauron...we...we've been seeing each other for quite a while. And we're pretty serious and all, you know.
Nazgul: What!? Sauron, is this true!???
Sauron: Wait, Nazgy hunny, I ment to tell you, I really did!
Nazgul: No, no just save it Sauron....we're through!
Sauron: Wait, but!!! Saruman, how could you!
Saruman: Oh Sauron, you knew it had to be done, I just told him first that's all. Sauron....I love you...
Sauron: What....you do?
Saruman: Yes, I do.
Sauron: Saruman I.....
*Next, on The Dead and the Useless......*
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