Corny is funny.
And I'm not gonna get started on what you said about Nickelback.....but Frodo is cool, you weren't lying there. Actually I think Frodo is too cool to listen to the gaystreet boys and nstink. No offense to the people who like them, sorry. And Britney too, he would never listen to her either. Just in my opinion, so please don't bite my head off people! Now I gotta think of something....oh ok, got something. Although it may not be all that good.
*In Moria*
Gandalf is hurrying the company toward the Bridge.
Gandalf: Frodo, hurry up! The Balrog is coming!
Frodo: Wait Gandalf, I can't leave without him!
Gandalf: Frodo you must!
Frodo: No!!! He's been by my side this whole time, I can't leave him now.
Gandalf: Forget it Frodo you must come!
Sam: Don't worry Mr. Frodo I'm here!
Frodo: No Sam, my Ken doll! I left my Ken doll back there!
*The fellowship safely passes through Moria*
Gandalf: I wonder why that Balrog never came to get us...
Balrog: Get your hands off my Ken doll orc!!
Orc: I found him first!
Balrog: Want me to burn you damn head off?!! Didn't think so.
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