Inspired by gangsta films;
Gandalf: I'm gonna beat you so bad!
Saruman: What?
Gandalf: I'm a beat you so bad!
Saruman: What?
Gandalf: .....you get the point.
Saruman: Mmm Hmm, I got your point!
(scuffle breaks out)
Eowyn: Ooooh! Come on now, back it up G
Saruman: Yeah, you know I got'chu
Eowyn: Ooooh! Listen here now, you better step right out of his face !
Gandalf: Yeah that's right sucka!
Wormtongue: Oh come on now, what? You call him a sucka? Them's fighting words!
Gandalf: Damn straight! If you got the fortitude, you meet me here next week, after I take out that punk Sauron!
Aragorn: I do hate to interrupt but must we really act so barbaric? I'm royalty don't you know...
Saruman: Back up white boy
Aragorn: Excuse me?
Saruman: Uh...nevermind, looky here. I take both you suckas out RIGHT NOW! Anyone got a problem wit that?
Frodo: Uh, guys, I lost the ring
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