Frodo: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows!
Sam: Oh, I hate this place!
Frodo: Oh come on Sam! Cheer up! We'll be home before you know it
Sam: But you heard what Mr Gandalf said Frodo, we're likely to die while doing this task. Oh the humanity!
Frodo: No Sam, look ahead! We're almost there, you'll see!
Sam: I don't wanna
Frodo: Well Sam, if you're going to be grouchy then you can just wait here until I get back and we'll walk home then ok?
Sam: Really?
Frodo: I don't want you to do something you don't want to.
Sam: Oh Mr Frodo! Thank you sir! (runs away in glee)
Sam: Oh that lad!
*days later*
Gollum: Yesss precious, finally we gets it back don't we?
Frodo: Oh! Gollum, you scared me!
Gollum: Oh but we mustn't be scared in this land mustn't we precious? Yessss, must be cheerful and look ahead, yes, yess!
Frodo: Can the sweet talk Gollum, I've heard you speaking to Faramir's men and it's nothing like that
Gollum: Look, I was bored ok? It became a habit
Frodo: So what now?
Gollum: Ah, just get rid of the Ring, I don't care for it. You know the whole story was made up by Gandalf and Saruman to fool Sauron don't you?
Frodo: Yeah, pretty obvious really, who were G and Elrond trying to kid eh?
Gollum: Ha ha ha! Indeed!
Frodo: Well, so long Gollum
Gollum: Yeah, later Frodo. Hey, I'll give you a call when you get back ok? Come round to my place for some dinner. Bring Sam too, nice chap.
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