What a hilarious post,
Thena! A great idea to use the Gandalf/Bilbo pipe scene from TH as inspiration! Now, smoking may not be politically correct these days, but since we are being true to Tolkien, I'm sure there can be no objection, can there?
As to the unusual combination of smoke rings, well, who's to prevent people from thinking what's on their mind. The offer of a hobbit hole to return to could be misinterpreted, of course, but again, that's original Tolkien!
Oh, and I love the Armstrong quote when he jumps off the rock!
And the mixed proverbs...
This act will be difficult to follow, but I shall do my best to fill in my save this weekend.