Cop: Freeze!
Gimli: But I didn't do it! I swear it was Legolas. Please don't put me in jail. I'm not young enough to go to jail.
5 minutes later in the back of a swat car: Policeman turns around to reveal that instead it is Ashton K.
Ashton: Gimli son of Gloin... YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNKED!!!!
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And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....
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