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Spirit of Nen Lalaith
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Meneltarma
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Since we have a LOTR version, we can have Silmarilion one.
To start: (Hurin is brought before Morgoth) Morgoth: Will you tell me where Gondolin is? Hurin: No... Morgoth: Fine.Your wife and children.They shall die terribly. At least, while they're in Middle-Earth... Hurin: Very well... Morgoth: *suspicious* What? Hurin: Nothing...it's just that you said 'in Middle Earth...' *doubles over laughing* Morgoth: Oh, crap... (Meanwhille) Turin/Nienor/Lalaith/Morwen: Heigh ho, heigh ho, off to Aman we go...
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Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia. |
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