Sauron in his off hours-seriously - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Keeper of Dol Guldur · 01-29-2002, 06:24 PM

To be serious with this already mentioned subject, what would Sauron have done in his off hours. And might he look like without his evil dark lord geir and masks/helms. I think maybe he brooded a lot, and sat on his throne in deep thought. He probably had a daily look in the palantir, and when the Witch king was in, they probably had one of those generals maps with the models that are their forces, etc... Lots of war stuff. Sleep and food aren't that big of a concern, so who cares about them. But what about his looks. Tolkien illustrated a painting of Sauron at the time of his death. He was a big cloud, but his face was round shaped, with a wide, round nose. And big red eyes, his hands had claws to. I draw him as this shape with a roman nose, pointy ears, etc... since it said in the Silm that Valar look something like glorified elves, and since he's maiar, I think he's no exception. Of course he has his eyes, but as for clothes....If he didn't need his armor on, maybe black Saruman style robes, with a big collar and a cape. And the rings too. I think he has a scar on his throat from Huan as well, and maybe some red markings on his face, or red hair on deep black skin (not african origin type dark skin, but BLACK like evil, like this sites background.) Any thoughts on this?

Elven-Maiden · 01-29-2002, 07:30 PM

I don't think Sauron would have any off-hours. When he had a dull moment, he probably spent it trying to kill or corrupt the ring-bearer.

Samwise · 01-29-2002, 08:29 PM

Hm. Possibly (In those times of deep thought) making his plans for what he was going to do once he was ruler {{shiver}} of Middle-Earth?

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Eowyn of Ithilien · 01-30-2002, 05:43 AM

no rest for the wicked
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Keeper of Dol Guldur · 01-30-2002, 06:10 PM

That's right, these things (palantir, maps, etc...) are all war related anyway, but he was an artificer so maybe he carved things, or worked personally on weapons. "No rest for the wicked is right" he probably didn't sleep since the fate of his ring was unknown to him. But I definitely think he brooded alot.

01-30-2002, 06:26 PM

In his position I wouldn't nessesary concider brooding "off hours." Plans and strategy are not simple or useless thing. I think any time he didn't spend in action would be spent in thought about future action, so I would say he wouldn't have any "off hours."

Samwise · 01-30-2002, 11:11 PM

Welcome, questor and Keeper (who I can see has been around awhile, it's just that we've never "met" officially.....)

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Lush · 01-31-2002, 04:11 PM

You are all so innocent! You make me feel like my brain is a giant gutter. Because, frankly, when I saw the title of this post, I imagined that Sauron, if he did indeed have some freizeit, probably spent it in some den of vice, indulging evil passions. I am being perfectly serious here.

[ January 31, 2002: Message edited by: Lush ]

Kuruharan · 01-31-2002, 05:19 PM

Well, it's possible. Morgoth was 'interested' by Luthien so big evil Dark Lords might go for the den of evil vice thing. However, to me at least, Sauron doesn't seem to have the personality. He just seems too serious. When Sauron contemplated capturing Luthien all he seemed to want was the reward for her capture.
Of course, the reward might have been one night free at the "Angband Casino and Brothel" so I guess you never know.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-01-2002, 11:34 AM

So nobody has Sauron down as a collector of cuddly toys, then?

This is probably why we never see the inside of Barad Dur: there's probably a depressing air of professionalism about everything that bores and horrifies at the same time. Perhaps he has an "in" tray; maybe a ledger called the File of Facts, that contains a colour-coded map of Mordor and *all* the ways of skinning a cat; perhaps, I shudder to say it, a board behind his desk bearing a corporate command structure (top-level: The Dark Lord Sauron - proprietor. Next level: Everyone else - vassals).

Truth to tell, Sauron would be pitiable if endowed with less power. His only real source of enjoyment (I doubt he ever has what we'd call "fun") seems to be the suffering of others, especially when brought about by his cunning. I'd say that he's a fan of Saki's Chronicles of Clovis, chess and, perhaps, the Times crossword, were it not for the fact that I don't think any of these things exist in Tolkien's universe (well, definitely not H.H. Munro and The Times at any rate), but he'd like anything that allowed him to wallow in his own cleverness and superiority.
At school we'd have referred to Sauron by the technical term "prat" or words to that effect.

Kuruharan · 02-01-2002, 03:57 PM

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His only real source of enjoyment (I doubt he ever has what we'd call "fun") seems to be the suffering of others, especially when brought about by his cunning.

I don't know if he necessarily even enjoyed that. He might have, but I personally rather suspect that inflicting suffering on others was just another means to an end i.e. dominating everything in sight.
He probably did enjoy wallowing in his own superiority though.

Pips · 02-08-2002, 03:49 PM

He takes bubble baths.

Meriadoc · 02-08-2002, 04:11 PM

Maybe he tortured his slaves, that would be fun. As a Dark Lord I would do that all the time, hehe, it's fun

Aralaithiel · 02-08-2002, 04:27 PM

He probably wrote research papers! LOL!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
"How to make rings & influence people"
"Making the most of slaves"
"Seven Traits of HIghly Effective Dark Lords"
"Orc/Dark Lord Relations and Exploiting Them to Their Fullest"
Sorry...got carried away!
Seriously...I think he was completely obsessed with finding his ring and getting it back. Definitely no rest for the wicked.

02-08-2002, 05:31 PM

Like Aralaithiel said, maybe he wrote books or research papers for his relatives (if he had any) or supporters to follow, like:
How To Get Yourself Some Power and What To Do With It When You Have It
The Ring of Power: A Story of a Dark Plan Gone Wrong
People Who Gained Power
The Dark Ages
How To Keep Your Castle Black
1000 Evil Doer's and Their Deals
What To Do When You're a Dark Lord
And etc...hahaha, just kidding.
Though they're pretty good titles, huh? hehe [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] funny stuff. Well...I don't really think he has any off-hours. I mean, he's Dark Lord full of evil emotions for goodness sake. This isn't Hades from Hercules! Though it would be interesting to get them together...as well as Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter books...hmmm, an interesting trio it would be...ok now I'm babbling nonsense. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] But it's just kind of funny imagining a Dark Lord wallowing in a bubble-bath...just think about it... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Kuruharan · 02-08-2002, 07:18 PM

For some reason I get the impression that my misery is being mocked.

And I think that you have that a little backwards. Sauron made his prisoners write research papers.
Hmm...and I was wondering why my professor never physically appears in class, but always appears as this big flaming disembodied eyeball avatar.

Funny guy, he is always demanding that we give him his Ring back too. Some people are just so strange...

Aralaithiel · 02-08-2002, 09:01 PM

Sorry Kuruharan! It is just that the subject is a magnet for such silliness! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
I had a physics II professor that sounds similar to yours - i.e. the disembodied eyeball avatar. They also do not have office hours!
Celebnoviel - we need to get together for a meeting of the minds! You don't happen to be a Monty Python fan as well, do you?
Great minds think alike! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Now if I could just get my hubby to truly appreciate my warped humor! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Kuruharan · 02-08-2002, 11:32 PM

Oh well, my misery needs mocking. (It needs something anyway.)

Actually, the two professors that I'm writing the research papers for aren't so bad.
The guy that reminded me of Sauron, well, I dropped the class in short order. That guy was disturbed. Some of the people in that class were not much better. Weird dudes in black robes who only spoke in high piercing screams (yieessh!)

Aralaithiel · 02-09-2002, 08:47 AM

For yor misery Kuruharan, I recommend a nice bottle of single malt scotch [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]!!
Or, since you are a college student, a nice whiskey! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

Niphredil Baggins · 02-09-2002, 10:13 AM

I think he watched action movies on palantir-cable. Violence creates violence.

Meriadoc · 02-09-2002, 09:03 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Celebnoviel:
[QB]Like Aralaithiel said, maybe he wrote books or research papers for his relatives (if he had any) or supporters to follow, like:
How To Get Yourself Some Power and What To Do With It When You Have It
The Ring of Power: A Story of a Dark Plan Gone Wrong
People Who Gained Power
The Dark Ages
How To Keep Your Castle Black
1000 Evil Doer's and Their Deals
What To Do When You're a Dark Lord
And etc...hahaha, just kidding.

1001 ways to get the ring
Homemade rings
The power's within the ring
Cooking a Took
"Let's cook" with Dark Lord Sauron
And many many more, he had a great imagination

Pips · 02-10-2002, 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by Kuruharan:
Oh well, my misery needs mocking. (It needs something anyway.)

Actually, the two professors that I'm writing the research papers for aren't so bad.
The guy that reminded me of Sauron, well, I dropped the class in short order. That guy was disturbed. Some of the people in that class were not much better. Weird dudes in black robes who only spoke in high piercing screams (yieessh!) [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Wow! Where do you go to school at it? Sounds like my Math professor. ::Shudders:: I'm begining to beleive he's Saruman! Walks around with a long staff and all!

Kuruharan · 02-10-2002, 05:36 PM

Grr...Math, yuck. I'm glad to say that I have not had a math class in years. No, Dr. Sauron was a Constitutional History/Ethnic History and Studies professor. The reason why I dropped his class was not so much because of his disturbing and morbid weirdness, but rather to prevent myself from doing three research papers in one semester. That's something I would prefer not to have to try. Even though I probably will at some point.

Hmm...looks like Saruman, walks with a long staff...
I'd say that if he speaks to strange round black objects that he has tucked away in his office, and is served by little goblin-like creatures that run around tearing down trees and breeding bigger goblin-like creatures he's probably the guy.

I'd recommend giving him a new recipe for whipping up a new batch of Uruk-hai. He might give you an A in the class.

Pips · 02-10-2002, 08:43 PM

Of course he's got little goblin like creatures! I've seen them!

Pips · 02-10-2002, 08:50 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Meriadoc:

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Originally posted by Celebnoviel:
[QB]Like Aralaithiel said, maybe he wrote books or research papers for his relatives (if he had any) or supporters to follow, like:
How To Get Yourself Some Power and What To Do With It When You Have It
The Ring of Power: A Story of a Dark Plan Gone Wrong
People Who Gained Power
The Dark Ages
How To Keep Your Castle Black
1000 Evil Doer's and Their Deals
What To Do When You're a Dark Lord
And etc...hahaha, just kidding.

1001 ways to get the ring
Homemade rings
The power's within the ring
Cooking a Took
"Let's cook" with Dark Lord Sauron
And many many more, he had a great imagination

Revenge on a Ring-Bearer and How to Get it
What to do when you get your Ring of Power back
How NOT to lose your Ring of Power

Glenethor · 02-11-2002, 06:18 PM

I think he spent hours in therapy, bemoaning how he was misunderstood, that he wasn't 'Evil' but rather had a traumatic childhood. Probably spent years trying to get in touch with his Inner Child, but the Inner Child probably decided to:

Run Away! Run Away!

Who wants to get the play 'Springtime for Sauron off the ground?

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Aralaithiel · 02-11-2002, 07:10 PM

Actually Glenethor, I think he made numerous appearances on "Jerry Springer"!
I'll gladly help you write that play, Glenethor! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Can I put lots of Monty Python elements into it? Pleazzz!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
"Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!"
- The Black Knight to King arthur, MP's Holy Grail

Scapegoat · 02-12-2002, 01:50 AM

One mention at least is made of what Sauron did for 'fun'.

"And sometimes as a man may cast a dainty to his cat (his cat he calls her, but she owns him not) Sauron would send her prisoners that he had not better uses for: he would have them driven to her hole, and report brought back to him of the play she made."

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-12-2002, 05:50 AM

Cirith Ungol: Sauron's Wasp Factory. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Pips · 02-12-2002, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by Aralaithiel:
Actually Glenethor, I think he made numerous appearances on "Jerry Springer"!
I'll gladly help you write that play, Glenethor! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Can I put lots of Monty Python elements into it? Pleazzz!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
"Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!"
- The Black Knight to King arthur, MP's Holy Grail

YEAH! I think I remember seeing him, just the other night! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

02-12-2002, 08:12 PM

Good call scapegoat. There actually is an intellegent responce among all this now.
To Lush, I have to admit, my first instincts about the topic involved a little vice and debauchery. That didn't seem to be the way the forum was headed tho. It's good to know someone else's mind is in the gutter.

Aralaithiel · 02-12-2002, 08:23 PM

Gutter minds - unite! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
That's why I mentioned Jerry Springer!

Kuruharan · 02-12-2002, 08:26 PM

I said it was a possibility, I just didn't think it was very likely. Give me some credit here.

On a serious note, not only does that sort of thing just not seem in character for Sauron personally, it seems out of character in Tolkien's world generally.

I realise that little is known about what the Easterlings and Haradrim were like, but things like that are not described in the books in regards to anybody (except for the vaguest hint in Morgoth that I already mentioned).

Lush · 02-12-2002, 10:50 PM

I guess to a Sylph like myself, evil and debauchery go hand in hand. I imagine Sauron as a despot with a cold glint in his eyes on the outside, and a bit of the leering, cruel pervert underneath.

Glenethor · 02-13-2002, 04:18 AM

Seriously? I dunno, because Sauron is more or less left to the imagination in LoTR. Creatures like Sauron (let's say, allegorically, Hitler and Stalin) were notoriously ascetic, although Stalin liked his vodka. The only thing, it seems, that turned their cranks was the exercise of Power over others. Power as ultimate aphrodisiac. But in answer to this serious question, I think he got his jollies driving Saruman and Denethor mad via the Palantir.
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Ah! Now we see the violence in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!' [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Aralaithiel · 02-13-2002, 04:11 PM

I agree with you Glenethor, regarding Sauron being left to the imagination. That is why I have a terrible time keeping this topic serious, as my imagination has a mind of it's own. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
I like what you said too, Lush! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Pips · 02-13-2002, 11:15 PM

Imagination! Gotta Love it! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

On a serious note(HA, Like I could ever be serious!) I was just thinking about what Sauron could have looked like. Concerning him from the East. Now I'm not talking about Asia East. But it's possible he could have had the dark skin tones of the Middle East, for it seems to me, that in a lot of Fantasy Novels,(Mostly after Tolkien)Characters from the East took on the Middle East look.

What do you think?

Bruce MacCulloch · 02-13-2002, 11:50 PM

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On a serious note(HA, Like I could ever be serious!) I was just thinking about what Sauron could have looked like. Concerning him from the East. Now I'm not talking about Asia East. But it's possible he could have had the dark skin tones of the Middle East, for it seems to me, that in a lot of Fantasy Novels,(Mostly after Tolkien)Characters from the East took on the Middle East look.

Well, I wouldn't say he was from the East. He only lived there. If anything, I would say he was from the West, since he was a Maia. Also, being a Maia and not someone born or created in Arda, his location probably would have had little to do with his physical appearance. This account of his appearance is given in the account of the destruction of Numenor in Akallabeth:

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But Sauron was not of mortal flesh, and though he was robbed now of that shape in which he had wrought so great an evil, so that he could never again appear fair to the eyes of Men, yet his spirit arose out of the deep and passed as a shadow and a black wind over the sea, and came back to Middle-Earth and to Mordor that was his home. There he took up again his great Ring in Barad-dûr, and dwelt there, dark and silent, until he wrought himself a new guise, an image of malice and hatred made visible; and the Eye of Sauron the Terrible few could endure.

Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age gives almost the same account.

Elendur · 02-14-2002, 12:03 AM

Just to say my part in this, I dont think Sauron thought of sex at all.

I think he didn't have spare time at all either. There was always something to do for him. With his ring being lost I'm sure he would never rest. It seems like Melkor only took time off to gloat and laugh at those puny elves when he was in full power and felt totally secure. Sauron never felt secure without his ring because he always thought it would be used against him or it would be thrown into the deep seas and he would not see it again for ages.

My 2 cents.

Glenethor · 02-14-2002, 01:06 AM

Yeah, and he was worried about Isildur's heir. When Aragorn wrests the Palantir from his domination and shows him Anduril, he panics and moves too quickly.

01-29-2002, 06:24 PM	#1
Keeper of Dol Guldur Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: 315, CNY Boys and girls. Posts: 405	Sauron in his off hours-seriously To be serious with this already mentioned subject, what would Sauron have done in his off hours. And might he look like without his evil dark lord geir and masks/helms. I think maybe he brooded a lot, and sat on his throne in deep thought. He probably had a daily look in the palantir, and when the Witch king was in, they probably had one of those generals maps with the models that are their forces, etc... Lots of war stuff. Sleep and food aren't that big of a concern, so who cares about them. But what about his looks. Tolkien illustrated a painting of Sauron at the time of his death. He was a big cloud, but his face was round shaped, with a wide, round nose. And big red eyes, his hands had claws to. I draw him as this shape with a roman nose, pointy ears, etc... since it said in the Silm that Valar look something like glorified elves, and since he's maiar, I think he's no exception. Of course he has his eyes, but as for clothes....If he didn't need his armor on, maybe black Saruman style robes, with a big collar and a cape. And the rings too. I think he has a scar on his throat from Huan as well, and maybe some red markings on his face, or red hair on deep black skin (not african origin type dark skin, but BLACK like evil, like this sites background.) Any thoughts on this? __________________ "I come from yonder...Have you seen Baggins? Baggins has left, he is coming. He is not far away. I wish to find him. If he passes will you tell me? I will come back with gold." - Khamul the Easterling

01-29-2002, 07:30 PM	#2
Elven-Maiden Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 297	I don't think Sauron would have any off-hours. When he had a dull moment, he probably spent it trying to kill or corrupt the ring-bearer. __________________ Tout ce qui est or ne brille pas, Tous ceux qui errent ne sont pas perdus. Mobilis in Mobile

01-30-2002, 05:43 AM	#4
Eowyn of Ithilien Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 277	no rest for the wicked [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ But of bliss and glad life there is little to be said, before it ends; as works fair and wonderful, while still they endure for eyes to see, are their own record, and only when they are in peril or broken for ever do they pass into song.

01-30-2002, 06:10 PM	#5
Keeper of Dol Guldur Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: 315, CNY Boys and girls. Posts: 405	That's right, these things (palantir, maps, etc...) are all war related anyway, but he was an artificer so maybe he carved things, or worked personally on weapons. "No rest for the wicked is right" he probably didn't sleep since the fate of his ring was unknown to him. But I definitely think he brooded alot. __________________ "I come from yonder...Have you seen Baggins? Baggins has left, he is coming. He is not far away. I wish to find him. If he passes will you tell me? I will come back with gold." - Khamul the Easterling

01-31-2002, 04:11 PM	#8
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	You are all so innocent! You make me feel like my brain is a giant gutter. Because, frankly, when I saw the title of this post, I imagined that Sauron, if he did indeed have some freizeit, probably spent it in some den of vice, indulging evil passions. I am being perfectly serious here. [ January 31, 2002: Message edited by: Lush ] __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

01-30-2002, 06:26 PM	#6
questor Guest Posts: n/a	In his position I wouldn't nessesary concider brooding "off hours." Plans and strategy are not simple or useless thing. I think any time he didn't spend in action would be spent in thought about future action, so I would say he wouldn't have any "off hours."

01-31-2002, 05:19 PM	#9
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Well, it's possible. Morgoth was 'interested' by Luthien so big evil Dark Lords might go for the den of evil vice thing. However, to me at least, Sauron doesn't seem to have the personality. He just seems too serious. When Sauron contemplated capturing Luthien all he seemed to want was the reward for her capture. Of course, the reward might have been one night free at the "Angband Casino and Brothel" so I guess you never know. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

02-01-2002, 11:34 AM	#10
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	So nobody has Sauron down as a collector of cuddly toys, then? This is probably why we never see the inside of Barad Dur: there's probably a depressing air of professionalism about everything that bores and horrifies at the same time. Perhaps he has an "in" tray; maybe a ledger called the File of Facts, that contains a colour-coded map of Mordor and all the ways of skinning a cat; perhaps, I shudder to say it, a board behind his desk bearing a corporate command structure (top-level: The Dark Lord Sauron - proprietor. Next level: Everyone else - vassals). Truth to tell, Sauron would be pitiable if endowed with less power. His only real source of enjoyment (I doubt he ever has what we'd call "fun") seems to be the suffering of others, especially when brought about by his cunning. I'd say that he's a fan of Saki's Chronicles of Clovis, chess and, perhaps, the Times crossword, were it not for the fact that I don't think any of these things exist in Tolkien's universe (well, definitely not H.H. Munro and The Times at any rate), but he'd like anything that allowed him to wallow in his own cleverness and superiority. At school we'd have referred to Sauron by the technical term "prat" or words to that effect. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

02-08-2002, 03:49 PM	#12
Pips Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brandyhall, Texas Posts: 67	He takes bubble baths.

02-08-2002, 04:11 PM	#13
Meriadoc Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Valinor Posts: 12	Maybe he tortured his slaves, that would be fun. As a Dark Lord I would do that all the time, hehe, it's fun __________________ "You cannot pass. I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass." Gandalf

02-08-2002, 04:27 PM	#14
Aralaithiel Ghost Eldaran Queen Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A remote mountain in Valinor Posts: 353	He probably wrote research papers! LOL!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] "How to make rings & influence people" "Making the most of slaves" "Seven Traits of HIghly Effective Dark Lords" "Orc/Dark Lord Relations and Exploiting Them to Their Fullest" Sorry...got carried away! Seriously...I think he was completely obsessed with finding his ring and getting it back. Definitely no rest for the wicked. __________________ A lelyat, wen! (Quenya Elvish for "You go, girl!"

02-08-2002, 05:31 PM	#15
Maryana Guest Posts: n/a	Like Aralaithiel said, maybe he wrote books or research papers for his relatives (if he had any) or supporters to follow, like: How To Get Yourself Some Power and What To Do With It When You Have It The Ring of Power: A Story of a Dark Plan Gone Wrong People Who Gained Power The Dark Ages How To Keep Your Castle Black 1000 Evil Doer's and Their Deals What To Do When You're a Dark Lord And etc...hahaha, just kidding. Though they're pretty good titles, huh? hehe [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] funny stuff. Well...I don't really think he has any off-hours. I mean, he's Dark Lord full of evil emotions for goodness sake. This isn't Hades from Hercules! Though it would be interesting to get them together...as well as Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter books...hmmm, an interesting trio it would be...ok now I'm babbling nonsense. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] But it's just kind of funny imagining a Dark Lord wallowing in a bubble-bath...just think about it... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

02-08-2002, 07:18 PM	#16
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	For some reason I get the impression that my misery is being mocked. And I think that you have that a little backwards. Sauron made his prisoners write research papers. Hmm...and I was wondering why my professor never physically appears in class, but always appears as this big flaming disembodied eyeball avatar. Funny guy, he is always demanding that we give him his Ring back too. Some people are just so strange... __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... Last edited by Kuruharan; 06-22-2005 at 10:56 AM. Reason: Cleaning up old codes.

02-08-2002, 09:01 PM	#17
Aralaithiel Ghost Eldaran Queen Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A remote mountain in Valinor Posts: 353	Sorry Kuruharan! It is just that the subject is a magnet for such silliness! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] I had a physics II professor that sounds similar to yours - i.e. the disembodied eyeball avatar. They also do not have office hours! Celebnoviel - we need to get together for a meeting of the minds! You don't happen to be a Monty Python fan as well, do you? Great minds think alike! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Now if I could just get my hubby to truly appreciate my warped humor! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ A lelyat, wen! (Quenya Elvish for "You go, girl!"

02-08-2002, 11:32 PM	#18
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Oh well, my misery needs mocking. (It needs something anyway.) Actually, the two professors that I'm writing the research papers for aren't so bad. The guy that reminded me of Sauron, well, I dropped the class in short order. That guy was disturbed. Some of the people in that class were not much better. Weird dudes in black robes who only spoke in high piercing screams (yieessh!) __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... Last edited by Kuruharan; 06-22-2005 at 10:57 AM. Reason: Cleaning up old code.

02-09-2002, 08:47 AM	#19
Aralaithiel Ghost Eldaran Queen Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A remote mountain in Valinor Posts: 353	For yor misery Kuruharan, I recommend a nice bottle of single malt scotch [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]!! Or, since you are a college student, a nice whiskey! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] __________________ A lelyat, wen! (Quenya Elvish for "You go, girl!"

02-09-2002, 10:13 AM	#20
Niphredil Baggins Wight Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 118	I think he watched action movies on palantir-cable. Violence creates violence. __________________ Wistful, willful, wingless, fly!

02-09-2002, 09:03 PM	#21
Meriadoc Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Valinor Posts: 12	[QUOTE]Originally posted by Celebnoviel: [QB]Like Aralaithiel said, maybe he wrote books or research papers for his relatives (if he had any) or supporters to follow, like: How To Get Yourself Some Power and What To Do With It When You Have It The Ring of Power: A Story of a Dark Plan Gone Wrong People Who Gained Power The Dark Ages How To Keep Your Castle Black 1000 Evil Doer's and Their Deals What To Do When You're a Dark Lord And etc...hahaha, just kidding. 1001 ways to get the ring Homemade rings The power's within the ring Cooking a Took "Let's cook" with Dark Lord Sauron And many many more, he had a great imagination __________________ "You cannot pass. I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass." Gandalf

02-10-2002, 05:36 PM	#23
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Grr...Math, yuck. I'm glad to say that I have not had a math class in years. No, Dr. Sauron was a Constitutional History/Ethnic History and Studies professor. The reason why I dropped his class was not so much because of his disturbing and morbid weirdness, but rather to prevent myself from doing three research papers in one semester. That's something I would prefer not to have to try. Even though I probably will at some point. Hmm...looks like Saruman, walks with a long staff... I'd say that if he speaks to strange round black objects that he has tucked away in his office, and is served by little goblin-like creatures that run around tearing down trees and breeding bigger goblin-like creatures he's probably the guy. I'd recommend giving him a new recipe for whipping up a new batch of Uruk-hai. He might give you an A in the class. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... Last edited by Kuruharan; 06-22-2005 at 10:58 AM. Reason: Cleaning up old code.

02-10-2002, 08:43 PM	#24
Pips Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brandyhall, Texas Posts: 67	Of course he's got little goblin like creatures! I've seen them!

02-11-2002, 06:18 PM	#26
Glenethor Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow Posts: 176	I think he spent hours in therapy, bemoaning how he was misunderstood, that he wasn't 'Evil' but rather had a traumatic childhood. Probably spent years trying to get in touch with his Inner Child, but the Inner Child probably decided to: Run Away! Run Away! Who wants to get the play 'Springtime for Sauron off the ground? [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] __________________ "Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for, and no religion too. Imagine all the people, living life in peace..." Dr. Winston O'Boogie

02-11-2002, 07:10 PM	#27
Aralaithiel Ghost Eldaran Queen Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A remote mountain in Valinor Posts: 353	Actually Glenethor, I think he made numerous appearances on "Jerry Springer"! I'll gladly help you write that play, Glenethor! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Can I put lots of Monty Python elements into it? Pleazzz!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] "Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!" - The Black Knight to King arthur, MP's Holy Grail __________________ A lelyat, wen! (Quenya Elvish for "You go, girl!"

02-12-2002, 01:50 AM	#28
Scapegoat Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New England Posts: 18	One mention at least is made of what Sauron did for 'fun'. "And sometimes as a man may cast a dainty to his cat (his cat he calls her, but she owns him not) Sauron would send her prisoners that he had not better uses for: he would have them driven to her hole, and report brought back to him of the play she made."

02-12-2002, 05:50 AM	#29
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Cirith Ungol: Sauron's Wasp Factory. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

02-12-2002, 08:12 PM	#31
questor Guest Posts: n/a	Good call scapegoat. There actually is an intellegent responce among all this now. To Lush, I have to admit, my first instincts about the topic involved a little vice and debauchery. That didn't seem to be the way the forum was headed tho. It's good to know someone else's mind is in the gutter.

02-12-2002, 08:23 PM	#32
Aralaithiel Ghost Eldaran Queen Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A remote mountain in Valinor Posts: 353	Gutter minds - unite! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] That's why I mentioned Jerry Springer! __________________ A lelyat, wen! (Quenya Elvish for "You go, girl!"

02-12-2002, 08:26 PM	#33
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	I said it was a possibility, I just didn't think it was very likely. Give me some credit here. On a serious note, not only does that sort of thing just not seem in character for Sauron personally, it seems out of character in Tolkien's world generally. I realise that little is known about what the Easterlings and Haradrim were like, but things like that are not described in the books in regards to anybody (except for the vaguest hint in Morgoth that I already mentioned). __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... Last edited by Kuruharan; 06-22-2005 at 10:59 AM. Reason: Cleaning up old code.

02-12-2002, 10:50 PM	#34
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	I guess to a Sylph like myself, evil and debauchery go hand in hand. I imagine Sauron as a despot with a cold glint in his eyes on the outside, and a bit of the leering, cruel pervert underneath. __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

02-13-2002, 04:18 AM	#35
Glenethor Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow Posts: 176	Seriously? I dunno, because Sauron is more or less left to the imagination in LoTR. Creatures like Sauron (let's say, allegorically, Hitler and Stalin) were notoriously ascetic, although Stalin liked his vodka. The only thing, it seems, that turned their cranks was the exercise of Power over others. Power as ultimate aphrodisiac. But in answer to this serious question, I think he got his jollies driving Saruman and Denethor mad via the Palantir. ======================== Ah! Now we see the violence in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!' [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ "Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for, and no religion too. Imagine all the people, living life in peace..." Dr. Winston O'Boogie

02-13-2002, 04:11 PM	#36
Aralaithiel Ghost Eldaran Queen Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A remote mountain in Valinor Posts: 353	I agree with you Glenethor, regarding Sauron being left to the imagination. That is why I have a terrible time keeping this topic serious, as my imagination has a mind of it's own. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I like what you said too, Lush! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ A lelyat, wen! (Quenya Elvish for "You go, girl!"

02-13-2002, 11:15 PM	#37
Pips Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brandyhall, Texas Posts: 67	Imagination! Gotta Love it! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] On a serious note(HA, Like I could ever be serious!) I was just thinking about what Sauron could have looked like. Concerning him from the East. Now I'm not talking about Asia East. But it's possible he could have had the dark skin tones of the Middle East, for it seems to me, that in a lot of Fantasy Novels,(Mostly after Tolkien)Characters from the East took on the Middle East look. What do you think?

02-14-2002, 12:03 AM	#39
Elendur Wight Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Arnor Posts: 200	Just to say my part in this, I dont think Sauron thought of sex at all. I think he didn't have spare time at all either. There was always something to do for him. With his ring being lost I'm sure he would never rest. It seems like Melkor only took time off to gloat and laugh at those puny elves when he was in full power and felt totally secure. Sauron never felt secure without his ring because he always thought it would be used against him or it would be thrown into the deep seas and he would not see it again for ages. My 2 cents. __________________ Son of Isildur.

02-14-2002, 01:06 AM	#40
Glenethor Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow Posts: 176	Yeah, and he was worried about Isildur's heir. When Aragorn wrests the Palantir from his domination and shows him Anduril, he panics and moves too quickly. __________________ "Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for, and no religion too. Imagine all the people, living life in peace..." Dr. Winston O'Boogie