The TRUE story of the Elves and Santa!! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Knight of Gondor · 11-23-2003, 09:45 PM

Gather around the fire of storytelling, my friends, and let me tell you the story of Santa Claus.

Santa used to be the leader of a band of rebellious Elves in the Dark Days in the history of Middle-Earth. Upon the banishment of Melkor to the world without, the Ainur banished them to life on Earth, shrinking the stature of all the elves but one, the leader. Upon him was placed the burden of redeeming his wrongful actions by creating wholesomeness and happiness in the world today.

He was allowed to retain his powers as a Elf, which thus lends speed and aid to his mission every December 24th. The happiness that resulted from the joy of the children melted the dark heart of Santa, and for ages now he has brought life and hope to children. However, contrary to opinion, they do not, as far as we know, live in the North Pole. It's possible that they do, for climate and age do not affect them. They are unseen to the eyes of mortals, just as elves today are.

And that's the true story of Santa Claus as he lives today.

11-23-2003, 10:05 PM

so, how did they get short?

Imladris · 11-23-2003, 11:08 PM

You have quite an imagination...I think it's quite an intriguing idea...

Estelyn Telcontar · 11-24-2003, 02:24 AM

Too imaginative for this forum, I'm afraid [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] - I'm moving it to Middle-Earth Mirth... Have fun with it there!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-24-2003, 08:11 PM

So, when do I get my gifts?

Knight of Gondor · 11-24-2003, 10:07 PM

I didn't know that Middle-Earth Meyhem was actually for laughs! I never bothered to check it out. But I like the new title better, much better.

The Elves got to be short because of their rebellion.

Feared Half-Elf · 11-25-2003, 01:26 PM

Oh wow!

Were they made to wear stupid green outfits too, or is that all propaganda?

Vuelve · 11-25-2003, 10:58 PM

*tips hat* the heck with the hat *bows down* to Knight of Gondor. I never thought of it that way. You have quite the imagination or a lot of time on you hands.Very good theory.

Black and Green on My Computer Screen,
Vuelve

11-23-2003, 09:45 PM	#1
Knight of Gondor Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 744	The TRUE story of the Elves and Santa!! Gather around the fire of storytelling, my friends, and let me tell you the story of Santa Claus. Santa used to be the leader of a band of rebellious Elves in the Dark Days in the history of Middle-Earth. Upon the banishment of Melkor to the world without, the Ainur banished them to life on Earth, shrinking the stature of all the elves but one, the leader. Upon him was placed the burden of redeeming his wrongful actions by creating wholesomeness and happiness in the world today. He was allowed to retain his powers as a Elf, which thus lends speed and aid to his mission every December 24th. The happiness that resulted from the joy of the children melted the dark heart of Santa, and for ages now he has brought life and hope to children. However, contrary to opinion, they do not, as far as we know, live in the North Pole. It's possible that they do, for climate and age do not affect them. They are unseen to the eyes of mortals, just as elves today are. And that's the true story of Santa Claus as he lives today. __________________ Eagerly awaiting the REAL Return of the King - Jesus Christ! Revelation 19:11-16

11-23-2003, 11:08 PM	#3
Imladris Tears of the Phoenix Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Putting dimes in the jukebox baby. Posts: 1,453	You have quite an imagination...I think it's quite an intriguing idea... __________________ I'm sorry it wasn't a unicorn. It would have been nice to have unicorns. I'm your huckleberry.

11-24-2003, 02:24 AM	#4
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Too imaginative for this forum, I'm afraid [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] - I'm moving it to Middle-Earth Mirth... Have fun with it there! __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

11-24-2003, 08:11 PM	#5
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	So, when do I get my gifts? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

11-24-2003, 10:07 PM	#6
Knight of Gondor Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 744	I didn't know that Middle-Earth Meyhem was actually for laughs! I never bothered to check it out. But I like the new title better, much better. The Elves got to be short because of their rebellion. __________________ Eagerly awaiting the REAL Return of the King - Jesus Christ! Revelation 19:11-16

11-23-2003, 10:05 PM	#2
Eomer Guest Posts: n/a	so, how did they get short?

11-25-2003, 01:26 PM	#7
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	Oh wow! Were they made to wear stupid green outfits too, or is that all propaganda? __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

11-25-2003, 10:58 PM	#8
Vuelve Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: A portal to an alternate dimension at your local Wal-Mart store. Posts: 161	tips hat the heck with the hat bows down to Knight of Gondor. I never thought of it that way. You have quite the imagination or a lot of time on you hands.Very good theory. Black and Green on My Computer Screen, Vuelve __________________ Now, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder? Disorder! - Toxicity-System of A Down