Imagine that...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

I've read a story in Reader's Digest (Laughter, the Best Medicine)which I'll leave to your cerebral cortices, then suddenly Boromir comes to mind:

(Boromir calls 911)
Boromir: Hello. I'm shot.
Operator: How many times were you shot?
Boromir: This is the first time...

Then, what if LotR had behind-the-scenes unmentioned moments?

'You are weary, I see,' said Denethor. 'You have ridden fast and far, and under shadows of evil in the air, I am told.'
'Let us not speak of that!' said Faramir.
'Then we will not,' said Denethor. 'Go now and rest as you may. Tomorrow's need will be sterner.'
'Wait. There is one thing,' said Faramir.
'Speak,' said Denethor.
'We should put down the "Mûmakil crossing sign" in the Crossroads. The fell beasts continue to use it,' said Faramir.
'That's it. You're out of here tomorrow,' said Denethor."

Never makes sense, doesn't it? [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

->Elenrod