The Name of the game

[narfforc]

Having spent the last two years of my life wasting time, I'd like to give you an opportunity to join me. I'd like you to see if you can come up with any ALTERNATIVE names for characters or places. As I have almost finished a book, I won't rip off your ideas (much). Here are some off my pathetic attempts


The Followship of the Ring.

The Grand Alf (stage name)
Paragon son of Paramount, Alesser Heir of Everdulls son Evenduller.
Legless Greenteeth son King Thatfool lord of The Silly Elves
Grimy son of Grubby cousin of The King Under the Influence
Borrowit son of Denizen son of Egalitarian Stalwart of Gondour
Fido son of Doggo nephew of Bilious Braggins
Stan Gamble son of Hamble Gamble or Hamfist the Grafter.
Meretricious Brandishmuck or Messy
Peregrinate Talk or Pipsqueak.

Tom Bombastic and Goldigger, The Glibber Womans Daughter
Elbow Halfman of Riverdwell
Barman Butterball of The Prattling Parrot
Olwen Undomesticated

The Two Townies.

Sourman the Irate of Oldcrank in the circle of Eyesonguard.
Grimly Worntwang son of Gammy
Theocrat son of Thegnguy
Earmore son of Earnaught, and brother of Lady Earwax
Harmer the Doorman of Milkingshed
Shirkingbad of Worstfold

The Retinue of the King

Sourone The Dank Lord of Bad-Odour.
The Witchy-King of Wagner Lord of The Ring Cyclists.
Faraway brother of Borrowit, Defender of Ohgivusalaugh
Himhadrill son of Dadhadrill, Lord of The Dolt Amlost Shipyards
The Sons of Elbow, Elovaman and Elovabovva.


Well thers a few, see if you can come up with any(of your own).

[AbercrombieOfRohan]

While talking to my friends via Gmail, I casually mentioned Eärwen but I spelled it without the accent. One of my (ex...) friends said to me, and I quote, "Hehe Earwen. Arwen is so close to Armwen, which sounds way cooler. Then we can have a Footwen, an Eyewen, a Handwen, and so on. hehe the Shoulderwen's connected to the Armwen. The Armwen's connected to the Elbowen. The Elbowen's connected to the Handwen....*sings*"

[Galadriel55]

Gil-galad ate a Dill Salad.

Moria had an epidemic of Malaria.

If the sun can't shine through Nen Uial's dimmness, Nothing Will.

[narfforc]

Giddy-lad was The Slightly High-king of the No-older.

King Thingy Greatmangled, Elude Singular Lord of a Thousand Cafe's, Manygrowth of Doorhehath.

[Bêthberry]

The Cottage of Tossed Hay

Alalcreamery of the Dairy Realms

Lor! Teary-on

[narfforc]

Chewin Chewinbar Glaring-a-Daggerin

There were once brothers Hewin and Hewer, their sons were Chewin and Chewer....... they had vastly different luck in life, Chewer married Idiot Cerebellum daughter of King Turgid whilst Chewin was cursed by Mortcough and his father Hewin Fallen was held prisoner in Hangbad beneath Thatgotridofhim which is told in the story of The Harm-i-Kin Hewin.

The Sword that Chewin used to kill the dragon Glaring, was called Gorefang but it was reforged from Anglehell which had been made by Hellhol the dark elf of Nab Elfmutha.

[Eönwë]

I posted this before but:

Originally Posted by Eönwë

At school, we had a project in which we had to design a video game.
For mine, my first thought was of a LOTR parody that went something like this:

The LOTR Dance-Off

Scenario: You have been trapped by the evil side and they have decided to allow one of you to escape. This is decided by a dance-off for their amusement.

Contestants:
G-Wizz (the dance-floor wizard)
Leggy-lass (the beautiful female)
Argon (the noble air)
And last but not least, Boromir the Disco King (It was by this time that I realised that I would be posting on this thread)

Judges:
Sour-One
Sourer-Man
Mr G'lum

And then I realised that no-one in my school would get all of the references (A depressing thought really), so I changes my idea to something more serious.

[Galadriel55]

Selling-bill had two sons: I-say-rule and Eyes-narrowing. They founded two kingdoms after escaping Want-no-more: All-yours in the north and Gone-duh in the south. I-say-rule lived in Minus-sit-still and Eyes-narrowing lived in Mine-is-better.

Yeah, lame.

[narfforc]

No! that is quite good, I like it.