The Lord of the Grins. - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

narfforc · 12-15-2004, 01:32 PM

I have finished writing this Parody. It consists of The Followship of the Ring, The Two Townies and The Retinue of The King. The characters are Legless Greenteeth son of Thatfool, King of The Silly Elves of Northern Murkeywood, Grimy son of Grubby, of the line of Dunin Coalking of Khaziboom, Borrowit son of Denizen Stalwart of Minus Thrifty, The Grand Alf (Stage name of Alfred Grey), Paragon son of Paramount The Heir of Everdulls son Evenduller, Meretricious Brandishmuck (Messy), Perigrinate Talk (Pipsqueak), Stan Gamble son of Hamfist (The Grafter) and Fido son of Doggo. They must destroy The Nose-Ring of Sourone of Bad-Odour in the land of Morbid, by chucking it into the Cracks of Gloom in the Sanctum Noir of Mount Horridruin. In their way are The Nasal or Ring-Cyclists and their Lord, The Witchy-King of Wagner, Also Sourman of Oldcrank and his legions of Dorks. You will meet Tom Bombastic and Goldigger his Lovely young wife, Theocrat, King of Bovine, who sits on The Pocelain Throne in his Hall of Milkingshed in the capitol of Udderas. His people are The Ruminates or Riders of Ridicule, of which Earmore son of Earnaught is a Third Master. I am just leaving Faraway with Smear-Gob/Grumble heading towards The Staircase of Critter Ungodly and an encounter with the kin of her Ungodliaunt, Sheblob the fast food addict. Anyone wanting a sneak preview?????? Email narfforc@gmail.com

Nimrodel_9 · 12-15-2004, 05:57 PM

Sure narfforc. I`d love to see a preview. This sounds interesting. By the way, welcome to the Barrow-Downs! Hope you enjoy your stay!

Elennar Starfire · 12-15-2004, 09:45 PM

Ooh, just the list of characters has me in giggling fits! Sounds amusing at least, if not positively hilarious.

Oddwen · 12-15-2004, 10:48 PM

The BW doesn't usually allow parodies on here, narf. Have you registered with www.fanfiction.net? Then you can link us to it, and you'll get a lot of exposure from that too.

narfforc · 12-16-2004, 01:58 AM

I didn`t really want to put huge amounts of the parody on any website, I just want to gauge peoples opinion of it. I am a member of The Tolkien Society (UK) and have passed various chapters around to other members. I have been suprised by the positive response to it. I will not tell you my age, for being of Dunedain descent, I do not look it(I wish), but have been reading Tolkien since the 60s, I have over 150 books relating to Tolkien or his works. I set out originally to write something to amuse our Smial (Arthedain/Burnley Lancashire England), however like the book it grew out of proportion. people started telling me to get it published. I can say although I am making fun of the original, I am doing it out of love for the works of Tolkien, If I didnt do it then maybe some other ******* would who hates Tolkien, and believe it or not Preciouss there are a few. Although I am only up to The Staircase Of Critter Ungodly, I have sections of The Retinue of The King already written, of which my favourite at the moment is the confrontation between The Lady Earwax, Milkmaid of Bovine and The Witchy-King of Wagner on The Battlefield of The Pellmellory where as she rams her sword through his open visor, she asks "Who the hell is Norman", think of what he says in LOTR. The ending of the book is quite funny and involves Ed Randyman, but I will not spoil it for you. If anyone wants a preview email me at narfforc@gmail.com, Until The Dagor Dagorath may the blessings of Melkor King of Arda be upon you.

narfforc · 01-10-2005, 04:59 AM

Stan has just attacked Sheblob using The File of Gadabout. Over the years she has got fat and slow, this primarily is due to her addiction to Fast Food, This comes in the form of Dorkburgers from Muckdorkalds and Dentmucky Flyed Dork. The Dorks at The Tower of Critter Ungodly, have orders from Sourone of Bad-Odour, to fling any cowardly dorks from the tower, thus they come to rest dented and dirty at the mouth of Tore Ungodly (Sheblobs Cave).

12-15-2004, 01:32 PM	#1
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Lord of the Grins. The One Parody I have finished writing this Parody. It consists of The Followship of the Ring, The Two Townies and The Retinue of The King. The characters are Legless Greenteeth son of Thatfool, King of The Silly Elves of Northern Murkeywood, Grimy son of Grubby, of the line of Dunin Coalking of Khaziboom, Borrowit son of Denizen Stalwart of Minus Thrifty, The Grand Alf (Stage name of Alfred Grey), Paragon son of Paramount The Heir of Everdulls son Evenduller, Meretricious Brandishmuck (Messy), Perigrinate Talk (Pipsqueak), Stan Gamble son of Hamfist (The Grafter) and Fido son of Doggo. They must destroy The Nose-Ring of Sourone of Bad-Odour in the land of Morbid, by chucking it into the Cracks of Gloom in the Sanctum Noir of Mount Horridruin. In their way are The Nasal or Ring-Cyclists and their Lord, The Witchy-King of Wagner, Also Sourman of Oldcrank and his legions of Dorks. You will meet Tom Bombastic and Goldigger his Lovely young wife, Theocrat, King of Bovine, who sits on The Pocelain Throne in his Hall of Milkingshed in the capitol of Udderas. His people are The Ruminates or Riders of Ridicule, of which Earmore son of Earnaught is a Third Master. I am just leaving Faraway with Smear-Gob/Grumble heading towards The Staircase of Critter Ungodly and an encounter with the kin of her Ungodliaunt, Sheblob the fast food addict. Anyone wanting a sneak preview?????? Email narfforc@gmail.com Last edited by narfforc; 02-28-2012 at 11:13 AM.

12-15-2004, 05:57 PM	#2
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Sure narfforc. I`d love to see a preview. This sounds interesting. By the way, welcome to the Barrow-Downs! Hope you enjoy your stay! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

12-15-2004, 09:45 PM	#3
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Ooh, just the list of characters has me in giggling fits! Sounds amusing at least, if not positively hilarious. __________________ Don't let me die!

12-15-2004, 10:48 PM	#4
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	The BW doesn't usually allow parodies on here, narf. Have you registered with www.fanfiction.net? Then you can link us to it, and you'll get a lot of exposure from that too. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-16-2004, 01:58 AM	#5
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Lord of the Grins I didn`t really want to put huge amounts of the parody on any website, I just want to gauge peoples opinion of it. I am a member of The Tolkien Society (UK) and have passed various chapters around to other members. I have been suprised by the positive response to it. I will not tell you my age, for being of Dunedain descent, I do not look it(I wish), but have been reading Tolkien since the 60s, I have over 150 books relating to Tolkien or his works. I set out originally to write something to amuse our Smial (Arthedain/Burnley Lancashire England), however like the book it grew out of proportion. people started telling me to get it published. I can say although I am making fun of the original, I am doing it out of love for the works of Tolkien, If I didnt do it then maybe some other ******* would who hates Tolkien, and believe it or not Preciouss there are a few. Although I am only up to The Staircase Of Critter Ungodly, I have sections of The Retinue of The King already written, of which my favourite at the moment is the confrontation between The Lady Earwax, Milkmaid of Bovine and The Witchy-King of Wagner on The Battlefield of The Pellmellory where as she rams her sword through his open visor, she asks "Who the hell is Norman", think of what he says in LOTR. The ending of the book is quite funny and involves Ed Randyman, but I will not spoil it for you. If anyone wants a preview email me at narfforc@gmail.com, Until The Dagor Dagorath may the blessings of Melkor King of Arda be upon you. Last edited by narfforc; 02-28-2012 at 11:16 AM.

01-10-2005, 04:59 AM	#6
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Update Stan has just attacked Sheblob using The File of Gadabout. Over the years she has got fat and slow, this primarily is due to her addiction to Fast Food, This comes in the form of Dorkburgers from Muckdorkalds and Dentmucky Flyed Dork. The Dorks at The Tower of Critter Ungodly, have orders from Sourone of Bad-Odour, to fling any cowardly dorks from the tower, thus they come to rest dented and dirty at the mouth of Tore Ungodly (Sheblobs Cave).