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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: |Away
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Good eats at Mount Doom: Cafe and Bristo.
Its some what awkward to admit it (to the general public, though I wouldn't call y'all folks general, generally, or pe--...well, nevermind
![]() So started the monstrosity that is "Mount Doom: Cafe and Bristo" So, after all that introduction, the meaning of this thread? Alas, I know some of the downers disgust in them, but a discriptive list-thread is what I had in mind of some scarf-worthy (or scoff-worthy) dishes you might find were you to travel into Middle Earth. If you're like me and from Houston (or any other city with a LotRs based restaurant already), please don't post orders from the Hobbit Cafe that REALLY exisit like "a Frodo, thin... everything on the side with a large portion of carrots." (my favorite order, by the way.) This is all meant for giggles. I'll get the ball rolling: The Ribs of Moria A full rack of ribs, cooked to perfection with as much sauce as your gravy boats can hold, not that you'd need it! With the meat falling right off the bone and into your awaiting, slavering mouth. You're warned to be careful when eatting, however, the source of the meat is in question, but since we've started serving these the Moria orc populations has halved itself!
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
Posts: 276
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One of the most popular side dishes, naturally, would be
Samwise's Taters: mashed, boiled, or stewed however you like them. And of course the appetizers offered would include Hot Wings, Balrog-style: no one is really sure if they exist, so these crispy, crunchy critters may not necessarily come from real Balrogs--but they sure taste good when seasoned with some Rock of the Hornburg Salt!
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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From the drink list...
Pippin's Half Pint Ale: Coming from the private brewery of everyone's favorite Fool of a Took, it's Pippin's Half Pint Ale. A delightful, frothy ale that leaves the drinker totally refreshed.
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Maniacal Mage
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Hobbit hole cafe
3 words. Hobbit...Hole...Cafe...
A news article Yet another review Another review Another group of reviews I go every time i'm in houston! I just ate their two days ago. Got the Smaug's Delight. It was great. Good food, veggie friendly, tons of LOTR memorability. A must see if you go to houston. I'll post the menu if i have enogh time
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,390
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A whole Burrahobbit wrapped in a sack and roasted over an open fire for you at your table by our specialist chef, Monsieur Guillaume Huggins.
Please note that Roast Burrahobbit is subject to availability. When not available, it’s mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, if it don't look like mutton again tomorrer.
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Minas Tirith
Posts: 23
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Gimli's Salted Pork: a tasty helping of pork cooked to perfection, and salted. *All salted porks come from Isengaurd*
Ent water: Its just that folks...Ent water, it comes from the mysterious river in Fangorn
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