Things they'd NEVER say - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Pookabunny · 11-24-2002, 12:22 AM

Okay people here's an opportunity to express our Tookish sides and be silly. I'd like to see what you, fellow downers, can write that you'd NEVER hear LOTR characters say. Here are a few:

Gandalf: Don't make me go in there! I'm scared!

Aragorn: Ooh Boromir, you have no idea what that HORN does for me...

Saruman: Sauron, you don't call anymore..
Sauron: well, I been busy
Saruman: What, taking over middle earth is better and more important than ME??!?!?!

Sam: (pushes Frodo) NO! ME FIRST!

Galdalf: Puff, puff, give! Man you're messin up the rotation!

...more to come....

you know, like that [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[ November 24, 2002: Message edited by: Pookabunny ]

the phantom · 11-24-2002, 01:39 AM

Sam: I give up.

Aragorn: Forget Arwen, Eowyn's lookin' good today.

Gimli: Galadriel aint all that great.

Pookabunny · 11-24-2002, 03:26 AM

Aragorn: Ouch!

Legolas: well, you know what they say about men's fixation with sword length...that's why I'm a bow-man.

Gimli: man just once, let me ride Shadowfax...

Elrond: You have only one choice. The ring MUST be destroyed...mister anderson...

Aragorn: Does this make me look fat?

Meela · 11-24-2002, 05:44 AM

Pippin: im going on a diet.

Sam: good idea! me too.

Merry: me too!!

Estelyn Telcontar · 11-24-2002, 02:29 PM

Moving this thread to Middle-Earth Mayhem...

dragoneyes · 11-24-2002, 03:38 PM

It's a moving topics into middle-earth mayhem spree! Ok, so it was only two topics. Anyway...

Treebeard: Hurry up and get on with it!

Max · 11-24-2002, 04:00 PM

SAURON: Why can't we be friends.

SARUMAN: You're right Gandalf.

LEGOLAS: No really, I'm gay.

ARWEN: I just had a thought.

ARAGRON: Stupid honor, stupid Arwen, stupid sword

ELROND: I have no clue, what was the question?

PIPPIN: The theory of relativity states . . .

SAM: Precioussssss

FRODO: God, Mordor's beautiful this time of year.

GANDALF: Well, ok I'll tell you every thing.

GIMLI: But I heard from Frodo, Gladriel thinks size didn't matter

CELEBORN: Get in the kitchen Gladriel

GLADRIEL: Yes, dear.

VanimaEdhel · 11-24-2002, 05:57 PM

*Getting a bit sarcastic and is sorry for it*
Galadriel: No! Really! My name really is Gladriel!
*Sorry, just saw two completely different topics in this room where is was spelled Gladriel, so I got a bit indignant*

Glorfindel: Look! I'm in the movie! Me and Tommy-boy! Right there! You see us there?

Glorfindel: Ah, screw it. Let the stupid little Halfling save himself...

Orcs at the gates of Mordor:
Welcome to Mordor
Such a perfect town
But we have some rules
Let us lay them down.
Don't make waves, stay in line
And we'll get along find.
Mordor is a perfect place.
Please keep of the corpses
Shin your shoes, wipe your...face.
Mordor is, Mordor is,
Mordor is a peeeeeeerfeeeeeeect plaaaaaaaaaaace!
(Courtesy of "Shrek")

Manwe Sulimo · 11-24-2002, 07:15 PM

Denethor: Let's go play catch or something, Faramir!

Bilbo: You know, I'll make Pippin write the book!

Elrond: Never before has anyone dared speak the tongue of Mordor in Imladris....could you do it again? It was pretty cool.

Sam: Hmmm....Rosie? Rosie who?

Frodo: Here, Boromir. I didn't like it anyway.

Arwen: (says something that has nothing to do with her pendent)

Aragorn: I can make myself invisible with this here Invisibility Cloak, but to do so WITHOUT one....now that is a rare gift.

Boromir: Ehhhh...let's go to Mordor!

Saruman: Gandalf, we can defeat the Dark Lord!

Gríma: You're RIGHT! I AM a traitor! HAHAHAHA!

Éowyn: Dammit, Aragorn! I hate you!

Pippin: Hey, Merry? You want so of this pipe-weed?
ANYONE: No.

Lindril Arvilya · 11-24-2002, 08:52 PM

Legolas: (mutters) Stupid tree... gets in my way...
(along with)
Legolas: I'll get the firewood! Can I borrow your axe, Gimli?
Sauron: (to the orcs) You know, I really appreciate what you're doing here.... take a few days off!
Gandalf: Here Pippin, why don't you take the ring?
Merry: You know, I've lost my appetite- you can have my share, Sam.
Sam: Screw this, why doesn't Frodo ever take the heavy pack? *grumble grumble* Treats me like a dog....

Arwen1858 · 11-25-2002, 01:56 AM

Legolas: Ya know, I could really use a haircut...
Gimli: Could you refer me to a good barber? I really want to cut my beard off and just wear a goatee.
Aragorn: I could stand to have a bath.

Sam: Gollum, could ya do me a favor? I'm sick of this stupid mission. If you'll kill Frodo for me, I'll let you have the ring!!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 11-25-2002, 09:32 AM

Why are we starting a new one? I only came onto the Downs today to bring back the '101 things LotR characters would never say' thread, and I am faced with this?

I'm bringing it back.

Celebaglar · 03-13-2005, 06:56 PM

Wight: well this one will look pretty in this pearl necklace

Gollum: Screw the precious, lembas tastes better anyway

Gandalf: That ring looks very pretty, i don't think bilbo would have minded if i took it

Meneltarmacil · 03-13-2005, 08:53 PM

DENETHOR: Hey, that fire's hot! I'm not touching it! Oh, and Faramir, you're the best son a man could ever have.

Nimrodel_9 · 03-14-2005, 12:15 PM

Saruman: Hey Merry, you want some weed?
Merry: No.

Sam: We wants it! We needs it! Must have the precious!

Gimli: I wish I would have shaved this morning.

Aragorn: Whoa there! I really need a bath!

Carrûn · 03-14-2005, 03:51 PM

Frodo: Sure Boromir, take the Ring. It's too much of a burden anyway.

11-24-2002, 12:22 AM	#1
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	Things they'd NEVER say Okay people here's an opportunity to express our Tookish sides and be silly. I'd like to see what you, fellow downers, can write that you'd NEVER hear LOTR characters say. Here are a few: Gandalf: Don't make me go in there! I'm scared! Aragorn: Ooh Boromir, you have no idea what that HORN does for me... Saruman: Sauron, you don't call anymore.. Sauron: well, I been busy Saruman: What, taking over middle earth is better and more important than ME??!?!?! Sam: (pushes Frodo) NO! ME FIRST! Galdalf: Puff, puff, give! Man you're messin up the rotation! ...more to come.... you know, like that [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [ November 24, 2002: Message edited by: Pookabunny ] __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies

11-24-2002, 01:39 AM	#2
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Sam: I give up. Aragorn: Forget Arwen, Eowyn's lookin' good today. Gimli: Galadriel aint all that great. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

11-24-2002, 03:26 AM	#3
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	Aragorn: Ouch! Legolas: well, you know what they say about men's fixation with sword length...that's why I'm a bow-man. Gimli: man just once, let me ride Shadowfax... Elrond: You have only one choice. The ring MUST be destroyed...mister anderson... Aragorn: Does this make me look fat? __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies

11-24-2002, 05:44 AM	#4
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Pippin: im going on a diet. Sam: good idea! me too. Merry: me too!! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

11-24-2002, 02:29 PM	#5
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Moving this thread to Middle-Earth Mayhem... __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

11-24-2002, 03:38 PM	#6
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	It's a moving topics into middle-earth mayhem spree! Ok, so it was only two topics. Anyway... Treebeard: Hurry up and get on with it! __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

11-24-2002, 04:00 PM	#7
Max Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 7th Circle of Hell - Just near Anne Nicole Smith's house Posts: 19	SAURON: Why can't we be friends. SARUMAN: You're right Gandalf. LEGOLAS: No really, I'm gay. ARWEN: I just had a thought. ARAGRON: Stupid honor, stupid Arwen, stupid sword ELROND: I have no clue, what was the question? PIPPIN: The theory of relativity states . . . SAM: Precioussssss FRODO: God, Mordor's beautiful this time of year. GANDALF: Well, ok I'll tell you every thing. GIMLI: But I heard from Frodo, Gladriel thinks size didn't matter CELEBORN: Get in the kitchen Gladriel GLADRIEL: Yes, dear. __________________ Do not disturb my slumber. OR THERE WILL BE DOOOOOOOOM. Favorite quote: Belethiriel, "In the Land of Mordor, where all eat pie."

11-24-2002, 05:57 PM	#8
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,461	Getting a bit sarcastic and is sorry for it Galadriel: No! Really! My name really is Gladriel! Sorry, just saw two completely different topics in this room where is was spelled Gladriel, so I got a bit indignant Glorfindel: Look! I'm in the movie! Me and Tommy-boy! Right there! You see us there? Glorfindel: Ah, screw it. Let the stupid little Halfling save himself... Orcs at the gates of Mordor: Welcome to Mordor Such a perfect town But we have some rules Let us lay them down. Don't make waves, stay in line And we'll get along find. Mordor is a perfect place. Please keep of the corpses Shin your shoes, wipe your...face. Mordor is, Mordor is, Mordor is a peeeeeeerfeeeeeeect plaaaaaaaaaaace! (Courtesy of "Shrek") __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes

11-24-2002, 07:15 PM	#9
Manwe Sulimo Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Taurelilómëa-tumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lómëanor Posts: 553	Denethor: Let's go play catch or something, Faramir! Bilbo: You know, I'll make Pippin write the book! Elrond: Never before has anyone dared speak the tongue of Mordor in Imladris....could you do it again? It was pretty cool. Sam: Hmmm....Rosie? Rosie who? Frodo: Here, Boromir. I didn't like it anyway. Arwen: (says something that has nothing to do with her pendent) Aragorn: I can make myself invisible with this here Invisibility Cloak, but to do so WITHOUT one....now that is a rare gift. Boromir: Ehhhh...let's go to Mordor! Saruman: Gandalf, we can defeat the Dark Lord! Gríma: You're RIGHT! I AM a traitor! HAHAHAHA! Éowyn: Dammit, Aragorn! I hate you! Pippin: Hey, Merry? You want so of this pipe-weed? ANYONE: No. __________________ "Monkeys learn sign language so they can tell the dolphins they love them."

11-24-2002, 08:52 PM	#10
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	Legolas: (mutters) Stupid tree... gets in my way... (along with) Legolas: I'll get the firewood! Can I borrow your axe, Gimli? Sauron: (to the orcs) You know, I really appreciate what you're doing here.... take a few days off! Gandalf: Here Pippin, why don't you take the ring? Merry: You know, I've lost my appetite- you can have my share, Sam. Sam: Screw this, why doesn't Frodo ever take the heavy pack? grumble grumble Treats me like a dog.... __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

11-25-2002, 01:56 AM	#11
Arwen1858 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 516	Legolas: Ya know, I could really use a haircut... Gimli: Could you refer me to a good barber? I really want to cut my beard off and just wear a goatee. Aragorn: I could stand to have a bath. Sam: Gollum, could ya do me a favor? I'm sick of this stupid mission. If you'll kill Frodo for me, I'll let you have the ring!! __________________ Will Turner: "This is either madness or brilliance." Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide." ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

11-25-2002, 09:32 AM	#12
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Why are we starting a new one? I only came onto the Downs today to bring back the '101 things LotR characters would never say' thread, and I am faced with this? I'm bringing it back. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

03-13-2005, 06:56 PM	#13
Celebaglar Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Among the host of the noldor, and the last high elves that dwell in middle eath Posts: 31	Wight: well this one will look pretty in this pearl necklace Gollum: Screw the precious, lembas tastes better anyway Gandalf: That ring looks very pretty, i don't think bilbo would have minded if i took it

03-13-2005, 08:53 PM	#14
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	DENETHOR: Hey, that fire's hot! I'm not touching it! Oh, and Faramir, you're the best son a man could ever have. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-14-2005, 12:15 PM	#15
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Saruman: Hey Merry, you want some weed? Merry: No. Sam: We wants it! We needs it! Must have the precious! Gimli: I wish I would have shaved this morning. Aragorn: Whoa there! I really need a bath! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

03-14-2005, 03:51 PM	#16
Carrûn Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Behind you, counting to 3 Posts: 234	Frodo: Sure Boromir, take the Ring. It's too much of a burden anyway. __________________ "Dic, hospes, Spartae, nos te hic vidisse iacentes dum sanctis patriae legibus obsequimur."