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Tuor in Gondolin · 08-12-2009, 01:22 PM

Unfortunately (for him) Mount Zoom ran over the Witch-King.

Nessa Telrunya · 08-12-2009, 02:51 PM

Fortunately, he suddenly aquired the ability to regenerate.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-12-2009, 02:59 PM

Unfortunately he regenerated as Deagol and
was immediately strangled by Gollum.

Hakon · 08-12-2009, 03:28 PM

Fortunately Sauron the once great Necromancer revived the witch king.

Nessa Telrunya · 08-12-2009, 03:40 PM

Unfortunately, when revived, the witch-king showed a strange liking for socks. In particular, Saruman's socks.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-12-2009, 03:45 PM

Fortunately, the Witch-King was very good
at making nazgul sock puppets.

Nessa Telrunya · 08-12-2009, 03:51 PM

Unfortunately, the plays he put on with said puppets were rather gruesome.

Hakon · 08-12-2009, 06:02 PM

Fortunately, his audience was filled with Orcs who loved gruesome stuff.

Lindale · 08-12-2009, 07:41 PM

Unfortunately you really can't expect gruesome-loving orcs to behave; a few minutes after the play, they all got into riot, and reduced the Witch-King to tears.

Nessa Telrunya · 08-13-2009, 05:52 AM

Fortunately, the Witch-King had his fell beast to cheer him up.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-13-2009, 01:07 PM

Unfortunately the fell beast was a noted Middle-earth thespian,
said to have coined the phrase "Dying is easy, comedy is hard"
while doing a remake of "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way
to Minas Tirith."

Eönwë · 08-16-2009, 09:05 AM

Fortunately, Tom Bombadil came, singing, to see what was going on.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-16-2009, 04:35 PM

Unfortunately, the Fell Beast hated Tom's singing
and told him "You're Fired!"

Nessa Telrunya · 08-16-2009, 04:47 PM

Fortunately, Tom's ego was strong enough to withstand such words.

Eönwë · 08-17-2009, 05:36 AM

Unfortunately, Tom's singing killed the fell beast.

Nessa Telrunya · 08-17-2009, 05:40 AM

Fortunately, the witch-king could make another out of play-dough.

Eönwë · 08-17-2009, 05:41 AM

Unfortunately, then it was just a play-dough fell beast and not a real one.

Nessa Telrunya · 08-17-2009, 05:50 AM

Fortunately, the play-dough was pretty pink, which the witch-king liked.

Morsul the Dark · 08-17-2009, 06:08 AM

unfortunately the pink was fairly obnoxious neon pink, which enraged the rioting orcs who then tore it aprat and they all used the chunks they tore away to make various things, one or for example created a spleen.

Nessa Telrunya · 08-17-2009, 06:17 AM

Fortunately, it was a very attractive spleen.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-17-2009, 06:40 AM

Unfortunately, attractive play dough spleens are the secret
ingredient to movie Saruman's orcs so he made lots of new Uruk-Hai.

Lindale · 08-17-2009, 07:32 AM

Fortunately, a bucket of bile-like material ruined the play dough spleens.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-17-2009, 12:25 PM

Unfortunately, dwarves (again!) delved too deep, this
time in a mine in Erebor, and uncovered a rich vein of
play dough spleen.

Eönwë · 08-17-2009, 01:08 PM

Fortunately, the tunnel closed up.

Nessa Telrunya · 08-18-2009, 05:06 AM

Unfortunately, some dwarves were also closed in.

Eönwë · 08-18-2009, 06:58 AM

Fortunately, the play dough spleen released a chemical which killed the dwarves and made sure that no-one could ever get to it alive.

Lindale · 08-18-2009, 07:17 AM

Unfortunately the relatives of the trapped Dwarves started to protest.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-18-2009, 09:21 AM

Fortunately Aule sided with them and took their
case to Manwe.

Eönwë · 08-18-2009, 09:41 AM

Unfortunately, Manwe was shown by Ulmo that it was better that the play dough spleen was left in peace or it would destroy all of Arda.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-18-2009, 01:35 PM

Fortunately, Manwe found a way to dispose of the
play dough, sending it to Melkor in the outer void.

wilwarin538 · 08-18-2009, 02:08 PM

Unfortunately, the play dough spleens were still trapped in the tunnel with the dead Dwarves

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-18-2009, 03:30 PM

Fortunately, the tunnel was also sent into the void to Melkor.

Lindale · 08-19-2009, 02:14 AM

Unfortunately the tunnel with dead Dwarves and spleen filled Melkor with escape ideas.

Eönwë · 08-19-2009, 03:12 AM

Fortunately, the weren't very good escape ideas.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-19-2009, 07:46 AM

Unfortunately, Sauron smuggled in some really good
escape ideas in a cake he baked.

Lindale · 08-19-2009, 08:56 AM

Unfortunately the cake smelled so good, the warden of the Gate of Night confiscated it.

Eönwë · 08-19-2009, 11:01 AM

Fortunately (for the warden) the cake also tasted nice.

Hakon · 08-19-2009, 11:05 AM

Unfortunately, since the cake was sent by Sauron it was tainted and the warden became sick.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-20-2009, 08:09 AM

Fortunately Este gave the warden some
medicine for his tummy and he got better.

Eönwë · 08-20-2009, 08:39 AM

Unfortunately, this meant that there was no-one to fill in for the warden while he was sick.

08-12-2009, 01:22 PM	#6121
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately (for him) Mount Zoom ran over the Witch-King. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-12-2009, 02:51 PM	#6122
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Fortunately, he suddenly aquired the ability to regenerate. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-12-2009, 02:59 PM	#6123
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately he regenerated as Deagol and was immediately strangled by Gollum. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-12-2009, 03:28 PM	#6124
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Fortunately Sauron the once great Necromancer revived the witch king. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

08-12-2009, 03:40 PM	#6125
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Unfortunately, when revived, the witch-king showed a strange liking for socks. In particular, Saruman's socks. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-12-2009, 03:45 PM	#6126
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, the Witch-King was very good at making nazgul sock puppets. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-12-2009, 03:51 PM	#6127
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Unfortunately, the plays he put on with said puppets were rather gruesome. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-12-2009, 06:02 PM	#6128
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Fortunately, his audience was filled with Orcs who loved gruesome stuff. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

08-12-2009, 07:41 PM	#6129
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately you really can't expect gruesome-loving orcs to behave; a few minutes after the play, they all got into riot, and reduced the Witch-King to tears. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

08-13-2009, 05:52 AM	#6130
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Fortunately, the Witch-King had his fell beast to cheer him up. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-13-2009, 01:07 PM	#6131
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the fell beast was a noted Middle-earth thespian, said to have coined the phrase "Dying is easy, comedy is hard" while doing a remake of "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Minas Tirith." __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-16-2009, 09:05 AM	#6132
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, Tom Bombadil came, singing, to see what was going on. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

08-16-2009, 04:35 PM	#6133
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, the Fell Beast hated Tom's singing and told him "You're Fired!" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-16-2009, 04:47 PM	#6134
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Fortunately, Tom's ego was strong enough to withstand such words. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-17-2009, 05:36 AM	#6135
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, Tom's singing killed the fell beast. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

08-17-2009, 05:40 AM	#6136
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Fortunately, the witch-king could make another out of play-dough. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-17-2009, 05:41 AM	#6137
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, then it was just a play-dough fell beast and not a real one. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

08-17-2009, 05:50 AM	#6138
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Fortunately, the play-dough was pretty pink, which the witch-king liked. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-17-2009, 06:08 AM	#6139
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	unfortunately the pink was fairly obnoxious neon pink, which enraged the rioting orcs who then tore it aprat and they all used the chunks they tore away to make various things, one or for example created a spleen. __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-17-2009, 06:17 AM	#6140
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Fortunately, it was a very attractive spleen. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-17-2009, 06:40 AM	#6141
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, attractive play dough spleens are the secret ingredient to movie Saruman's orcs so he made lots of new Uruk-Hai. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-17-2009, 07:32 AM	#6142
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Fortunately, a bucket of bile-like material ruined the play dough spleens. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

08-17-2009, 12:25 PM	#6143
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, dwarves (again!) delved too deep, this time in a mine in Erebor, and uncovered a rich vein of play dough spleen. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-17-2009, 01:08 PM	#6144
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, the tunnel closed up. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

08-18-2009, 05:06 AM	#6145
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	Unfortunately, some dwarves were also closed in. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-18-2009, 06:58 AM	#6146
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, the play dough spleen released a chemical which killed the dwarves and made sure that no-one could ever get to it alive. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

08-18-2009, 07:17 AM	#6147
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately the relatives of the trapped Dwarves started to protest. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

08-18-2009, 09:21 AM	#6148
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Aule sided with them and took their case to Manwe. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-18-2009, 09:41 AM	#6149
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Unfortunately, Manwe was shown by Ulmo that it was better that the play dough spleen was left in peace or it would destroy all of Arda. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

08-18-2009, 01:35 PM	#6150
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Manwe found a way to dispose of the play dough, sending it to Melkor in the outer void. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-18-2009, 02:08 PM	#6151
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunately, the play dough spleens were still trapped in the tunnel with the dead Dwarves __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

08-18-2009, 03:30 PM	#6152
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, the tunnel was also sent into the void to Melkor. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-19-2009, 02:14 AM	#6153
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately the tunnel with dead Dwarves and spleen filled Melkor with escape ideas. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

08-19-2009, 03:12 AM	#6154
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, the weren't very good escape ideas. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

08-19-2009, 07:46 AM	#6155
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Sauron smuggled in some really good escape ideas in a cake he baked. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'