Survivor: Surviving the Minor Works - Page 14 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

The Only Real Estel · 05-18-2006, 06:34 AM

++ Nell

For reasons that have already been stated that I don't have time to go into now.

Poor Chrys...at least he tried to be good.

Gurthang · 05-18-2006, 08:33 AM

What's this? New tribes?

Ah, my two favorites are now together! GO The Beasties!

Hmm... Well, I've got nothing against this Parson guy, other than he must go eventually, and quite frankly I didn't realize Nell was a girl!

I think I'll wait and see how the votes slide.

littlemanpoet · 05-18-2006, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anguirel

++THE PARSON

A disgrace that this pedantic fundamentalist now represents 50% of the male population.

Thou hypocritical collar monger. Thou hast assisted the ridding of other men, so the fault is thine.

++ Nell

She wishes to go the way of her uncle and grandfather. I vote to put her out of her misery.

Celuien · 05-18-2006, 01:15 PM

What, no one else wants to get rid of the Dragon? Yet.

To make sure the Parson is safe...

-- Chrysophylax

++ Nell

Estelyn Telcontar · 05-18-2006, 02:44 PM

++Parson

Anguirel · 05-18-2006, 03:13 PM

Why are people so keen on protecting the blimming hypocritical Churchman?

OK. I admit it. I've conceived a passion for Nell. Her brave resilience against all my efforts! Her unexpected depth!

That leer I directed at her, my friends, was a leer of love.

Save my paramour, friendly Downers! Turbulent priest, begone!

And Diamond, if Nell is evicted have mercy...

Diamond18 · 05-18-2006, 03:19 PM

Oh, this will be fun.

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-18-2006, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formy

Say what you like, man of many Saucepans, but this blind coalition of Giles-voters are dead boring. Where is the suspence in a predetermined race?

I have found the reaction of the Smith lobby to his eviction fascinating, actually. They have largely voted together, still. I wonder whether out of habit or whether there is another they wish to protect.

I also find their choice of Giles as the focus of their post-Smith fury interesting. Why Giles, I wonder? A number had already been voting for him. But, given his major character status, I found some of the votes strange.

So today, the main focus seems to be Nell and, less so, the Parson. I rather agree that, in the interests of balance, one of the "chicks" should go. But I still think that

+ + QUEEN OF FAERIE

is the one who's behaviour is most worthy of public rebuke.

Celuien · 05-18-2006, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Saucepan Man

I wonder whether out of habit or whether there is another they wish to protect.

Isn't that obvious?

Save The Parson!

(Or is it?

)

Bêthberry · 05-18-2006, 07:53 PM

For his sneaky way of suggesting he knew how to read the script on Tailbiter when he really had to go and look it up. Arcane knowledge! He belongs in the Da Vinci Code:

+ + Parson

Diamond18 · 05-18-2006, 11:53 PM

Nell: 5 votes

The Parson: 4 votes

Queen of Faerie: 1 vote

And so, as Ang declared his undying passion for Nell, she recoiled from him in horror.

"You what?"

He dove to one knee and grasped her hand. "I adore you, my sweet candy truffle, come away with me where we will make beautiful love together!"

"But... but..." she tried to extricate her hand, "you aided in the death of my husband!"

"Of course, he was in the way! And besides, he was having an affair with the Queen of Faerie, we did you a favor!"

"Erm... well I have children."

"Forget the little rugrats! You can bear my children and have a household of little Ang's running around." Ang attempted his most charming leer, but alas, it failed.

Nell, running out of verbal defenses, turned and ran. She ran, and ran, and ran, and no one ever heard from her again. Rumor has it she assumed a new identity and got plastic surgery to prevent Ang from ever tracking her down.

Day the Thirty-Seventh finds 6 contestants remaining:

The Dudes:

Alf the Prentice, King of Faerie
The Parson

The Chicks:

Goldberry
Queen of Faerie

The Beasties:

Gram
Chrysophylax Dives

Gurthang · 05-19-2006, 12:36 AM

I'm mad I missed that vote. Oh, well, it won't kill me here!

++The Queen of Faerie

For having an affair... with Nell's husband... I forget his name.

Anguirel · 05-19-2006, 03:14 AM

Alas! Alas! Scorn'd love, &c

++THE PARSON

Can't you all see this heretic is now preaching the Word of Smith?

tom bombariffic · 05-19-2006, 04:56 AM

finally, some allies in the fight against the

++Queen Of Faerie

if she doesn't go today, I may cry.

bombariffic

Celuien · 05-19-2006, 04:59 AM

I can sympathize with your grief, oh poor rejected Anguirel.

I'm dead, and you lost your Nell.

++ THE PARSON

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-19-2006, 08:28 AM

+ + The Parson

Doesn't have a prayer of a chance to win
against fairie nobility and dragons.

Gurthang · 05-19-2006, 08:51 AM

Fools! Choose now which is worse!

A diminutive wayward parson, who's only crime is being easily sidetracker from his way?

OR

A Queen, lustrous and evil, who had an affair at her height of power, no doubt plummeting her entire society into a pit of greed and debauchery?

Hardly a tough choice, if you ask me.

Lalaith · 05-19-2006, 09:04 AM

Hmmm...The more I hear about this Queen, the more I like her. Where do I vote to save her?

littlemanpoet · 05-19-2006, 09:04 AM

++ GRAM

You'll not get me sidetracked from ridding the Minor Works of this useless yapper.

Anguirel · 05-19-2006, 09:59 AM

Lalaith, the Parson is currently the best hope for saving the Queen...

Lalaith · 05-19-2006, 10:03 AM

Right-ho.

++PARSON

Estelyn Telcontar · 05-19-2006, 10:32 AM

I'm curious - have all of you who are slandering the Faerie Queen's reputation actually read the story in question? Or are you just going by hearsay, reading your own ideas into an interpretation which is unrelated to the actual personality of the character?!

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-19-2006, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esty

Or are you just going by hearsay, reading your own ideas into an interpretation which is unrelated to the actual personality of the character?!

One should never let the facts get in the way of a decent lynching argument ...

+ + THE QUEEN OF FAERIE

Estelyn Telcontar · 05-19-2006, 12:41 PM

I will vote for

++The Parson

I don't think minor characters should stay to the end.

Formendacil · 05-19-2006, 02:58 PM

It's foolish of me, in light of my ardent desire to be on the winning team, to vote with LMP in this case, but as it happens... he is Right. What is Gram still doing here? I seem to recall an anti-dog lobby on this thread a while back, and it seems to me that there is some unfinished business to attend to:

++ Gram, the least important and most boring character left.

(P.S. I would go after the Parson, but he's got too much support... Can't join a bandwaggon I didn't help start, you know...

)

Anguirel · 05-19-2006, 03:03 PM

Pssst. You vote Parson today and I'll help finish the dog cull tomorrow.

Celuien · 05-19-2006, 03:27 PM

Pssst. Me too.

Formendacil · 05-19-2006, 03:50 PM

Let's see.... One Anguirel + One Celuien + My vote = Three Votes = Start of a decent bandwaggon...

Okay, it's a deal. But woe to you should you break your oaths! The vengeance of Isildur on the Men of the Dead shall be as nothing compared with me!

-- Gram, ++ The Parson

littlemanpoet · 05-19-2006, 03:51 PM

Okay. Deal. How can I resist those sweet whispers in the ear?

Not you, Anguirel!

-- GRAM

++ PARSON

Celuien · 05-19-2006, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formendacil

Okay, it's a deal. But woe to you should you break your oaths! The vengeance of Isildur on the Men of the Dead shall be as nothing compared with me!

Fear not, oh noble Formendacil. For no Oathbreaker am I, but having given my word, am bound to keep it.

Anguirel · 05-19-2006, 03:55 PM

I shall be as Oath-observing and faithful as Curufin himself.

tom bombariffic · 05-19-2006, 04:29 PM

And I shall not be troubling myself to vote tomorrow.

bombariffic

Bêthberry · 05-19-2006, 09:40 PM

What kind of name is Gram for a dog? Sounds like an aged P. "Now Gram, don't get upset. Children will be children." "No, Gram, your glasses aren't lost. They are on top of your head." "Eat your porridge, Gram; we can't help it that you lost your false teeth." "No, Gram, there's no man hiding under your bed."

On the other hand, parsnips were never my favourite vegetable, even when smashed with sherry and butter.

+ + The Parson

Alcarillo · 05-19-2006, 09:54 PM

I don't feel like joining the Parson bandwagon, and Gram's going tomorrow, so...

++Goldberry

Tom Bombadil was kicked out the first day, so what's his wife still doing here? And besides, she belongs in the Legendarium.

Diamond18 · 05-19-2006, 10:57 PM

The Queen's enemies were thwarted yet again, and Ang took out his frustration on the man of the cloth:

The Parson: 8 votes

Queen of Faerie: 3 votes

Gram: 1 vote

Goldberry: 1 vote

And so, the Parson was chopped up into little bits, much like parsley, and garnished a salad that was (you guessed it) fed to the dragon.

Day the Thirty-Eighth finds 5 contestants remaining, and one tribe to rule them all:

One Tribe to Rule Them All:

Alf the Prentice, King of Faerie
Goldberry
Queen of Faerie
Gram
Chrysophylax Dives

(A note, the last three contestants will appear in a game of Mega-Survivor... don't look at me, look at Ang... but anyway, it's something to keep in mind. Youll be seeing the final three again....)

Laitoste · 05-19-2006, 11:17 PM

A query: isn't Master Giles' dog named Garm, not Gram? That's what the Tolkien Reader has been whispering in my ear...

BTW, I just reread Farmer Giles of Ham last night, otherwise I would never have noticed...

Formendacil · 05-20-2006, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laitoste

A query: isn't Master Giles' dog named Garm, not Gram? That's what the Tolkien Reader has been whispering in my ear...

BTW, I just reread Farmer Giles of Ham last night, otherwise I would never have noticed...

So we have been playing this game with an IMPOSTER!!!

Fie on him! All more the reason to see this knavy cur away! This son of... well, it's a naughty word and all, but it IS literally true... This hellhound of Morgoth!

And all those other canine epithlets that can be thrown at him shall apply too.

++ Gram/Garm/the remaining dog

Anguirel · 05-20-2006, 04:03 AM

Aye, aye.

++GARM RASSENDYLL, THE PURPORTED FARM DOG OF RURITANIA

Celuien · 05-20-2006, 05:46 AM

Whatever his name,

++ GRAM/GARM the Dog

needs to go today.

There he goes again, getting everyone into trouble. Can't even keep his name straight

Estelyn Telcontar · 05-20-2006, 07:32 AM

Garm is the correct name indeed - how could I have missed that so long?! I reread the bits of the tale about him; he starts out a big-mouthed coward and ends up thus:

Quote:

Garm had a gold collar, and while he lived roamed at his will, a proud and happy dog, insufferable to his fellows; for he expected all other dogs to accord him the respect due to the terror and splendour of his master.

Therefore:

++Garm

05-18-2006, 08:33 AM	#522
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	What's this? New tribes? Ah, my two favorites are now together! GO The Beasties! Hmm... Well, I've got nothing against this Parson guy, other than he must go eventually, and quite frankly I didn't realize Nell was a girl! I think I'll wait and see how the votes slide. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

05-18-2006, 01:15 PM	#524
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	What, no one else wants to get rid of the Dragon? Yet. To make sure the Parson is safe... -- Chrysophylax ++ Nell __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

05-18-2006, 02:44 PM	#525
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	++Parson __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

05-18-2006, 03:13 PM	#526
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Why are people so keen on protecting the blimming hypocritical Churchman? OK. I admit it. I've conceived a passion for Nell. Her brave resilience against all my efforts! Her unexpected depth! That leer I directed at her, my friends, was a leer of love. Save my paramour, friendly Downers! Turbulent priest, begone! And Diamond, if Nell is evicted have mercy... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-18-2006, 03:19 PM	#527
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Oh, this will be fun. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

05-18-2006, 06:34 AM	#521
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	++ Nell For reasons that have already been stated that I don't have time to go into now. Poor Chrys...at least he tried to be good.

05-18-2006, 07:53 PM	#530
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	For his sneaky way of suggesting he knew how to read the script on Tailbiter when he really had to go and look it up. Arcane knowledge! He belongs in the Da Vinci Code: + + Parson __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

05-18-2006, 11:53 PM	#531
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	End of Day the Thirty-Sixth Nell: 5 votes The Parson: 4 votes Queen of Faerie: 1 vote And so, as Ang declared his undying passion for Nell, she recoiled from him in horror. "You what?" He dove to one knee and grasped her hand. "I adore you, my sweet candy truffle, come away with me where we will make beautiful love together!" "But... but..." she tried to extricate her hand, "you aided in the death of my husband!" "Of course, he was in the way! And besides, he was having an affair with the Queen of Faerie, we did you a favor!" "Erm... well I have children." "Forget the little rugrats! You can bear my children and have a household of little Ang's running around." Ang attempted his most charming leer, but alas, it failed. Nell, running out of verbal defenses, turned and ran. She ran, and ran, and ran, and no one ever heard from her again. Rumor has it she assumed a new identity and got plastic surgery to prevent Ang from ever tracking her down. Day the Thirty-Seventh finds 6 contestants remaining: The Dudes: Alf the Prentice, King of Faerie The Parson The Chicks: Goldberry Queen of Faerie The Beasties: Gram Chrysophylax Dives __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

05-19-2006, 12:36 AM	#532
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	I'm mad I missed that vote. Oh, well, it won't kill me here! ++The Queen of Faerie For having an affair... with Nell's husband... I forget his name. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

05-19-2006, 03:14 AM	#533
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Alas! Alas! Scorn'd love, &c ++THE PARSON Can't you all see this heretic is now preaching the Word of Smith? __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-19-2006, 04:56 AM	#534
tom bombariffic Wight Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the house of Tom Bombariffic Posts: 196	finally, some allies in the fight against the ++Queen Of Faerie if she doesn't go today, I may cry. bombariffic __________________ The 'hum' generated by an electric car is not in fact the noise of the engine, but that of the driver's self-righteousness oscillating at a high frequency.

05-19-2006, 04:59 AM	#535
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	I can sympathize with your grief, oh poor rejected Anguirel. I'm dead, and you lost your Nell. ++ THE PARSON __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

05-19-2006, 08:28 AM	#536
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	+ + The Parson Doesn't have a prayer of a chance to win against fairie nobility and dragons. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-19-2006, 08:51 AM	#537
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Fools! Choose now which is worse! A diminutive wayward parson, who's only crime is being easily sidetracker from his way? OR A Queen, lustrous and evil, who had an affair at her height of power, no doubt plummeting her entire society into a pit of greed and debauchery? Hardly a tough choice, if you ask me. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

05-19-2006, 09:04 AM	#538
Lalaith Blithe Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,779	Hmmm...The more I hear about this Queen, the more I like her. Where do I vote to save her? __________________ Out went the candle, and we were left darkling

05-19-2006, 09:04 AM	#539
littlemanpoet Itinerant Songster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Edge of Faerie Posts: 7,066	++ GRAM You'll not get me sidetracked from ridding the Minor Works of this useless yapper.

05-19-2006, 09:59 AM	#540
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Lalaith, the Parson is currently the best hope for saving the Queen... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-19-2006, 10:03 AM	#541
Lalaith Blithe Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,779	Right-ho. ++PARSON __________________ Out went the candle, and we were left darkling

05-19-2006, 10:32 AM	#542
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	I'm curious - have all of you who are slandering the Faerie Queen's reputation actually read the story in question? Or are you just going by hearsay, reading your own ideas into an interpretation which is unrelated to the actual personality of the character?! __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

05-19-2006, 12:41 PM	#544
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	I will vote for ++The Parson I don't think minor characters should stay to the end. __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

05-19-2006, 02:58 PM	#545
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	It's foolish of me, in light of my ardent desire to be on the winning team, to vote with LMP in this case, but as it happens... he is Right. What is Gram still doing here? I seem to recall an anti-dog lobby on this thread a while back, and it seems to me that there is some unfinished business to attend to: ++ Gram, the least important and most boring character left. (P.S. I would go after the Parson, but he's got too much support... Can't join a bandwaggon I didn't help start, you know... ) __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

05-19-2006, 03:03 PM	#546
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Pssst. You vote Parson today and I'll help finish the dog cull tomorrow. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-19-2006, 03:27 PM	#547
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Pssst. Me too. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

05-19-2006, 03:50 PM	#548
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Let's see.... One Anguirel + One Celuien + My vote = Three Votes = Start of a decent bandwaggon... Okay, it's a deal. But woe to you should you break your oaths! The vengeance of Isildur on the Men of the Dead shall be as nothing compared with me! -- Gram, ++ The Parson __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

05-19-2006, 03:51 PM	#549
littlemanpoet Itinerant Songster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Edge of Faerie Posts: 7,066	Okay. Deal. How can I resist those sweet whispers in the ear? Not you, Anguirel! -- GRAM ++ PARSON

05-19-2006, 03:55 PM	#551
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	I shall be as Oath-observing and faithful as Curufin himself. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-19-2006, 04:29 PM	#552
tom bombariffic Wight Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the house of Tom Bombariffic Posts: 196	And I shall not be troubling myself to vote tomorrow. bombariffic __________________ The 'hum' generated by an electric car is not in fact the noise of the engine, but that of the driver's self-righteousness oscillating at a high frequency.

05-19-2006, 09:40 PM	#553
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	What kind of name is Gram for a dog? Sounds like an aged P. "Now Gram, don't get upset. Children will be children." "No, Gram, your glasses aren't lost. They are on top of your head." "Eat your porridge, Gram; we can't help it that you lost your false teeth." "No, Gram, there's no man hiding under your bed." On the other hand, parsnips were never my favourite vegetable, even when smashed with sherry and butter. + + The Parson __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

05-19-2006, 09:54 PM	#554
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	I don't feel like joining the Parson bandwagon, and Gram's going tomorrow, so... ++Goldberry Tom Bombadil was kicked out the first day, so what's his wife still doing here? And besides, she belongs in the Legendarium.

05-19-2006, 10:57 PM	#555
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	End of Day the Thirty-Seventh The Queen's enemies were thwarted yet again, and Ang took out his frustration on the man of the cloth: The Parson: 8 votes Queen of Faerie: 3 votes Gram: 1 vote Goldberry: 1 vote And so, the Parson was chopped up into little bits, much like parsley, and garnished a salad that was (you guessed it) fed to the dragon. Day the Thirty-Eighth finds 5 contestants remaining, and one tribe to rule them all: One Tribe to Rule Them All: Alf the Prentice, King of Faerie Goldberry Queen of Faerie Gram Chrysophylax Dives (A note, the last three contestants will appear in a game of Mega-Survivor... don't look at me, look at Ang... but anyway, it's something to keep in mind. Youll be seeing the final three again....) __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

05-19-2006, 11:17 PM	#556
Laitoste Wight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Behind the hills Posts: 164	A query: isn't Master Giles' dog named Garm, not Gram? That's what the Tolkien Reader has been whispering in my ear... BTW, I just reread Farmer Giles of Ham last night, otherwise I would never have noticed... __________________ "If we're still alive in the morning, we'll know that we're not dead."~South Park

05-20-2006, 04:03 AM	#558
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Aye, aye. ++GARM RASSENDYLL, THE PURPORTED FARM DOG OF RURITANIA __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-20-2006, 05:46 AM	#559
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Whatever his name, ++ GRAM/GARM the Dog needs to go today. There he goes again, getting everyone into trouble. Can't even keep his name straight __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.