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Inderjit Sanghera · 02-04-2003, 10:24 AM

Sauron:

Ach. Tis was a terrible day today. There I was, about to watch Saruman’s special ‘Orc-Man Pornshow’ on the Palantir when some funny faced man started to stare impassively into the Palantir. After a while, he dropped his pants and wiggled his bum around, which is the ancient salute of the rightful heir of Gondor. I felt the wrath of many a wiggled Numenorean bum, during the great wars, but this one was hairier then most, and I think he had the remnants of his dinner smudged all over it too. On a plus side, I won 20 Mordorian gold coins at the ’Mount Doom Bingo’ today. Well that was after I killed the Troll who actually one. Ahh, the benefits of living in a democracy.

02-04-2003, 10:24 AM	#8
Inderjit Sanghera Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 716	Sauron: Ach. Tis was a terrible day today. There I was, about to watch Saruman’s special ‘Orc-Man Pornshow’ on the Palantir when some funny faced man started to stare impassively into the Palantir. After a while, he dropped his pants and wiggled his bum around, which is the ancient salute of the rightful heir of Gondor. I felt the wrath of many a wiggled Numenorean bum, during the great wars, but this one was hairier then most, and I think he had the remnants of his dinner smudged all over it too. On a plus side, I won 20 Mordorian gold coins at the ’Mount Doom Bingo’ today. Well that was after I killed the Troll who actually one. Ahh, the benefits of living in a democracy. __________________ “If I’m more of an influence on your son as a rapper then you are as a father then you've got to look at yourself as a parent” ~>Ice Cube. "Life is so beautiful"->Don Vito Corleone

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