WW XXXIII - Other Minds and Hands

[Rikae]

The Downers had come to a consensus. It was better to kill the cobbler, and prolong their misery for a day or two longer, then to risk certain death on the morrow.

When the final vote was cast, the six executioners looked around for their victim; but the caterer was missing. The downers didn't have to search far, though...Gil noticed the light on in SPaM's trailer.

The soon-to-be malnourished cast and crew gathered around the door with various highly authentic prop weapons; Shasta knocked softly, then louder. Kath shouted "Mellon"! When no response came, Anguirel kicked down the door....

...the cook's trailer was papered with movie posters.
"Bad Taste"
"Heavenly Creatures"
"Lord of the Rings"

On one wall he had pasted a large glossy photo of Mark Ordesky and used it for dart practice.

A long shelf along the back of the trailer held countless grubby, greasy Oscars.

And swinging in slow and graceful circles from the ceiling fan by a noose made of film was the man himself...without his saucepan hat, easily recognized as the nefarious, diabolical Peter Jackson.

He had pinned a note to his chest, detailing how he had spied on some of them by slipping tiny microphones into their succotash and listening in to their nightly activities.

He concluded by exhorting the wolves to stop the production at any cost.

Day5 is over...night6 has begun. Sweet dreams!
*rubs her hands together in wicked glee*

The Cast and Crew

Halls of Waiting:

Rikae (Mod) – CG Animator, Rendered and Lighted on Night1
The Sixth Wizard (Ordo) – Protester against Dwarven Comic Relief, Buried in Skulls on Day1
Mithalwen (Ordo) Galadriel– Illuminated...(Electrocuted) on Night2
Boromir88 (Ordo)- Sir Boromir, playing Denethor- Set a record for sprinting while on fire on Day2
Durelin (Ordo)- Special Effects Pyrotechnician-Burst over Bywater on Night3
Thinlómien (Ranger/Assassin)- Non-Winged Balrog-Took a little tumble on Night3
Brinniel (Wolf)-Wacky Foley Artist – Made a lot of noise on Day3
Xyzzy (Ordo)- Young Fanboy-Left breathless on Night4
Rune (Ranger/Spy)-Tolkien geek who is ecstatic about being an Elf extra - got out of character on Night4
Macalaure (Wolf)- The 7th orc in the 3rd row - Proved remarkably difficult to kill on Day4
Volo (Medium) - Gollum - Pushed, didn't fall on Day4
Legate of Amon Lanc (Ordo)- Sound Master/Saruman - Cut from the theatrical version on Night5
The Saucepan Man (Cobbler/Seer)- Set Catering Manager-Blacklisted on Day5

Walls of Hating:

Shastanis Althreduin - Legolas' stunt double
Anguirel- Celeborn
Kath - Make-up Artist
Gil-Galad - Zombie-Gil-Galad
Aganzir - Smeagol
Diamond18 - Lady in charge of Wigs and all other False Hairpieces