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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Sam: Legolas, tell me, can Oliphaunts fly?
Legolas: No Sam. Sam: Gandalf said they could. Legolas (scratches head): Well, then they fly, but very very low... ~~~ Bilbo and Gollum are playing the riddle game. Gollum starts: -Once upon a time there were two fell beasts, one black and another to the north. How old am I? -100 years old. -How do you know? -Half a century ago they were saying that you're half cracked... ~~~ What do you call a swarthy man with slanted eyes who looks half an orc? His name, of course! Don't be racist!
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 02-10-2012 at 03:22 PM. |
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