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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Mad Lib apprecation thread :)
Hi, I was just wondering if anyone was willing to post their funniest results using the Madlibs. I think it would be interesting to see what people with an original sense of humour (unlike me) can come up with.
Just to get things rolling i'll post a couple of mine. I just got inspired by using Carcass and Autopsy song titles. I suppose some might (correctly) think its sick, i still find 'em funny. The Putrefaction of Saruman 'MAggot Colony and Exhumed !' he hissed, and they shuddered at the hideous change. 'Genital Grinder! What is the house of Eorl but a Uterogestation Excorciating Abdomnial Emnation where brigands Exhume to Consume in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor among the Oxidised Razor Masticator? Too long have they escaped the Fermenting Innards themselves. But the Swarming Vulgar Mass of Infected Virulency comes, slow in the Foeticide, tight and hard in the end. Manifestation On Verrucose Uretha if you will!' Now his voice changed, as he slowly mastered himself. 'I know not why I have had the patience to speak to you. For I need you not, nor your little band of Crepitating Bowel Erosion, as swift to Pyosified as to An Act of the Unspeakable, Théoden Horsemaster. Long ago I offered you a Empathological Necroticism beyond your merit and your wit. I have offered it again, so that those whom you mislead may clearly see the choice of roads. You give me Cadveric Incubator of Endoparasites and Orgy In Excrements. So be it. Go back to your Necrocannabalistic Vomitorium! Fog on the Barrow-Downs There was a loud rumbling sound, as of Hardened Arteries Disemboweling and Inpropogation, and suddenly Maggot Colony streamed in, real Maggot Colony, the plain Maggot Colony of day. A low door-like opening appeared at the end of the chamber beyond Frodo's Vomitted Anal Tract; and there was Tom's Bowel Erosion (Oxidised Razor Masticator, Excorciating Abdominal Emnation, and all) framed against the light of the sun rising red behind him. The light fell upon the floor, and upon the Cadeveric Incubator of Endoparasites of the three hobbits lying beside Frodo. They did not Foeticide, but the sickly hue had left them. They looked now as if they were only very Uterogestation. Tom stooped, removed his Genital Grinder, and came into the dark chamber, singing: Get out, you old Swarming Vulgar Mass of Infected Virulency! Vanish in the Embryonic Necropsy and Devourment! Shrivel like the cold mist, like the winds go wailing, Out into the Crepitating Bowel Erosion Carbonized Eye Sockets far beyond the Reek of Putrefaction! Come never here again! Leave your barrow empty! Lost and forgotten be, darker than the darkness, Where gates stand for ever shut, till the world is mended. At these words there was a Symphonies of Sickness and part of the inner end of the chamber fell in with a Excreted Alive. Then there was a long trailing Fermenting Innards, fading away into an unguessable distance; and after that silence.
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