OK an Elf, a Hobbit and a Dwarf jump off a bridge... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Precioussss · 11-07-2002, 02:05 PM

the Elf would be the only one to hit the ground.The dwarf would be prepared (of course) and have a parachute.The hobbit (also prepared for the worst) would take a saucepan and knock the dwarf out and steal the parachute. then a Balrog would jump up out of the deeps and snatch the Dwarf, leaving the hobbit to gracefully float to the ground.

11-07-2002, 02:05 PM	#17
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 111	the Elf would be the only one to hit the ground.The dwarf would be prepared (of course) and have a parachute.The hobbit (also prepared for the worst) would take a saucepan and knock the dwarf out and steal the parachute. then a Balrog would jump up out of the deeps and snatch the Dwarf, leaving the hobbit to gracefully float to the ground. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan