Lembas

[Sadbh]

This is a really odd song parody I just thought of. I have no idea if its any good or not... oh well. Oh, and it's song to the 'Chiqita Banana' song. The ch-ch sounds are not me frothing at the mouth, they're maraca sounds. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

I'm Chiqita Lembasa,
And I'm here to say
That you must eat lembas in a
Certain Way.

When you feel hungry,
And your stomache does too,
A bite of lembas is the best for you.

You don't put them in a salad,
Ch-ch ch-ch,(maraca like sound)
They'd make a really weird pie-aiya-aiya

But if you just nibble and eat them,
Ch-ch ch-ch,
It's impossible to beat them,
Ch-ch ch-ch.

But Lembas like the climate
Of the temperate Golden Woods
So don't put them in a fridge,
With other Elven food goods,
Oh no no no!

Cha cha cha!
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