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Old 06-29-2003, 12:27 PM   #11
Feared Half-Elf
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Umm, er, um, here goes!

*Battle of Helm's Deep. Legolas is pulling Aragorn and Gimli up on the rope. Bloodied mass of rags falls over the edge at his feet.*

Legolas: I thought the orcs in this shoot weren't supposed to shoot them?
*Elrond appeares in sunglasses from shadows*

Elrond: I am afraid that is my doing. It is all part of my master plan to get rid of everyone and RULE THE WORLD!!!!!
*Legolas shoots him*

Legolas: But it's me who is going to take over the world!!!!
*Pulls out sunglasses, puts them on and walks away whistling*

Ok, I'm tired...
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