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Lily Bombadil · 07-11-2003, 02:25 PM

Nureldawen, Silmiel, are you two talking about Frodo's Demi Bra? O! That reminds me! I need to give him back that white Deep-plunge bra I borrow from him last week! He needs it for all those low-cut blouses he wears... O! Another blooper was just hatched!

Gandalf: I am Gandalf the White! *Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn look up. Gandalf is wearing red, sexy, lacy knickers*
Aragorn: I thought you were Gandalf the White.
Gandalf: Oh, I am. These are just the knickers. I, uh, got hot...
Legolas: You know, Gandalf, these are pretty nice.
Gimli: Where did you get them?
Gandalf: Victoria's Secret, of course!
Gimli: I knew it!
Aragorn: Hey! Those look like some of Arwen's!
Gandalf: Of course not! She wears a C cup. I'm an A. However, we did go shopping together. The girl has good taste!
Legolas: I'll say. Perhaps she'll let me give her a free fitting...
Aragorn: *pulls out Anduril* Oh, no you don't! Only I'm allowed to fit Arwen!
Gimli: Yeah? Well... I fitted Frodo!
Gandalf, Legolas, & Aragorn: Urrgh... *make faces*

07-11-2003, 02:25 PM	#37
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Nureldawen, Silmiel, are you two talking about Frodo's Demi Bra? O! That reminds me! I need to give him back that white Deep-plunge bra I borrow from him last week! He needs it for all those low-cut blouses he wears... O! Another blooper was just hatched! Gandalf: I am Gandalf the White! Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn look up. Gandalf is wearing red, sexy, lacy knickers Aragorn: I thought you were Gandalf the White. Gandalf: Oh, I am. These are just the knickers. I, uh, got hot... Legolas: You know, Gandalf, these are pretty nice. Gimli: Where did you get them? Gandalf: Victoria's Secret, of course! Gimli: I knew it! Aragorn: Hey! Those look like some of Arwen's! Gandalf: Of course not! She wears a C cup. I'm an A. However, we did go shopping together. The girl has good taste! Legolas: I'll say. Perhaps she'll let me give her a free fitting... Aragorn: pulls out Anduril Oh, no you don't! Only I'm allowed to fit Arwen! Gimli: Yeah? Well... I fitted Frodo! Gandalf, Legolas, & Aragorn: Urrgh... make faces __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."