Silly Songs with Merry (and Pippin) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Maeggaladiel · 04-02-2004, 02:17 PM

Dang it! I just wrote this entire thing, and my computer decided it wanted to refresh! We hates it! We hates it forever!!!
NOTE- Words with apostrophes are pronounced differently to fit in the rhythm of the poem. EX- Mor'ia is pronounced Morya, Lor'ien is Loryen, Riv'ndell is pronounced Rivndell. Poetic license is fun.

(Three hobbits. To "The Pirates who don't do Anything")
Hobbits- (CHORUS)
We are the hobbits,
Who don't do anything!
We stay in our holes,
And lie around!
And if you ask us,
To do anything,
We'll tell you....

H #1- We don't do anything.
Weeelll, I've never been to Mor'ia
And I've never been to Riv'ndell.
And I've never run from Nasgul
Cuz' I don't leave home at all.

And I've never been to Lor'ien,
And I've never been to Rohan,
And I've never been to Mordor in the faaalll!

All- CHORUS

H#2- We don't do anything!
Weeeellll, I've never fought a balrog,
And I've never fought an Uruk
And I never lunge or parry
Cuz I never fight at all!

And I've never fought a Nasgul,
And I've never fought a goblin
And I've never been to Mordor in the fall!

All- Chorus

H#3- We don't do anything!
Weeeeeellll, I've never kissed a steward,
And I don't know how to disco,
And I've never eaten mustard with a barrow wight named Paul

And I've never crossed the border,
And I don't look good in spandex,
And I've never been to Mordor in the Faaall!

H1- Huh? What do disco and mustard have to do with being a hobbit?
H2- Yeah! I thought we were supposed to sing about hobbity things!
H3- Oh!
H1- And that spandex thing is just plain weird! Am I right? What do you think?
H2- I think you look like E.L.Fudge.
H1- Huh? No I don't.
H2- Do too.
H1- Nuh uh!
H2- Yes!
H1- That's it! I'm callin' the Shiriff!
H2- Yes sir, EL Fudge!!
H1- Grrr!
H2- Yipe!

H3- Weeeellll Iiiii've...
Never licked a monkey,
And I've never bathed in lembas,
And I've never seen an Oliphaunt
Play golf without a ball!

And I've never poked an Uruk,
And I've never hugged a warg...

H1- You just don't get it.

ALL- And we've never been to Mordor in the faaaaaallll!

Ok, that was random...
MAEG!

04-02-2004, 02:17 PM	#35
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Dang it! I just wrote this entire thing, and my computer decided it wanted to refresh! We hates it! We hates it forever!!! NOTE- Words with apostrophes are pronounced differently to fit in the rhythm of the poem. EX- Mor'ia is pronounced Morya, Lor'ien is Loryen, Riv'ndell is pronounced Rivndell. Poetic license is fun. (Three hobbits. To "The Pirates who don't do Anything") Hobbits- (CHORUS) We are the hobbits, Who don't do anything! We stay in our holes, And lie around! And if you ask us, To do anything, We'll tell you.... H #1- We don't do anything. Weeelll, I've never been to Mor'ia And I've never been to Riv'ndell. And I've never run from Nasgul Cuz' I don't leave home at all. And I've never been to Lor'ien, And I've never been to Rohan, And I've never been to Mordor in the faaalll! All- CHORUS H#2- We don't do anything! Weeeellll, I've never fought a balrog, And I've never fought an Uruk And I never lunge or parry Cuz I never fight at all! And I've never fought a Nasgul, And I've never fought a goblin And I've never been to Mordor in the fall! All- Chorus H#3- We don't do anything! Weeeeeellll, I've never kissed a steward, And I don't know how to disco, And I've never eaten mustard with a barrow wight named Paul And I've never crossed the border, And I don't look good in spandex, And I've never been to Mordor in the Faaall! H1- Huh? What do disco and mustard have to do with being a hobbit? H2- Yeah! I thought we were supposed to sing about hobbity things! H3- Oh! H1- And that spandex thing is just plain weird! Am I right? What do you think? H2- I think you look like E.L.Fudge. H1- Huh? No I don't. H2- Do too. H1- Nuh uh! H2- Yes! H1- That's it! I'm callin' the Shiriff! H2- Yes sir, EL Fudge!! H1- Grrr! H2- Yipe! H3- Weeeellll Iiiii've... Never licked a monkey, And I've never bathed in lembas, And I've never seen an Oliphaunt Play golf without a ball! And I've never poked an Uruk, And I've never hugged a warg... H1- You just don't get it. ALL- And we've never been to Mordor in the faaaaaallll! Ok, that was random... MAEG! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.