Different 'Downer for a Day

[Alatariel Telemnar]

I'd have to be Pio and turn the Shire into a wreck.

Running around and spilling drinks on people. Telling people that they are too drunk and then kicking them out. Starting sword fights and angering all of the hobbits. I would start a human, dward, elf, hobbit war right in the Inn and to top it off I'd "accidently" burn it down again.

Just have to do that. *takes out lighter*

And the B-W to see 'what goes on in his (terribly intelligent) mind' and mess around with the colours and stuf. (yes, stuf.)

and just about any moderator who yells at n00bs would be fun to be, too. Bwahaha. *insert evile smiley here*