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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 06-11-2004, 10:28 AM

The Chief Wight - I'm opening a new public forum entirely devoted to Pokémon.

Sharkû - A, la belle Français. C'est une langue magnifique!

Mister Underhill - Serious discussion alone is valid. Your laughter insults us all.

Thenamir - Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!

Heren Istarion - I skip the poems. Poetry is dull.

Legolas - Who cares what it says in the books? Opinion is paramount

The Saucepan Man - Cryptic crosswords are silly. I don't understand what the point is in them.

Lush - Every square millimetre of exposed flesh is a crime, and Russian literature is dull, dull, dull

Bêthberry - There's no value in applying critical theory to Tolkien's works: alone in world literature, they transcend analysis.

Child of the Seventh Age - The eighties were the best time to be a Tolkien fan. It's all been downhill since then

Estelyn - Roleplaying is a serious business. Parodying it is counter-productive.

Kuruharan - My least favourite character of all is Chrysophylax Dives: a poor effort

Rimbaud - Symbolism was the most sterile and uninteresting movement in the history of poetry.

lindil - The 1977 Silmarillion is an entirely flawless synthesis of Tolkien's pre-Third-Age writings. I can't think of a single improvement that could be made apart from making it into an all-action blockbuster movie.

Diamond 18 - Self-test quizzes? What are those?

Well, that's all we have time for here at the Amon Rûdh Parody Scriptorium. You may now poke fun amongst yourselves.

06-11-2004, 10:28 AM	#11
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	More quotes from the anti-Downs The Chief Wight - I'm opening a new public forum entirely devoted to Pokémon. Sharkû - A, la belle Français. C'est une langue magnifique! Mister Underhill - Serious discussion alone is valid. Your laughter insults us all. Thenamir - Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains! Heren Istarion - I skip the poems. Poetry is dull. Legolas - Who cares what it says in the books? Opinion is paramount The Saucepan Man - Cryptic crosswords are silly. I don't understand what the point is in them. Lush - Every square millimetre of exposed flesh is a crime, and Russian literature is dull, dull, dull Bêthberry - There's no value in applying critical theory to Tolkien's works: alone in world literature, they transcend analysis. Child of the Seventh Age - The eighties were the best time to be a Tolkien fan. It's all been downhill since then Estelyn - Roleplaying is a serious business. Parodying it is counter-productive. Kuruharan - My least favourite character of all is Chrysophylax Dives: a poor effort Rimbaud - Symbolism was the most sterile and uninteresting movement in the history of poetry. lindil - The 1977 Silmarillion is an entirely flawless synthesis of Tolkien's pre-Third-Age writings. I can't think of a single improvement that could be made apart from making it into an all-action blockbuster movie. Diamond 18 - Self-test quizzes? What are those? Well, that's all we have time for here at the Amon Rûdh Parody Scriptorium. You may now poke fun amongst yourselves. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?