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Old 06-24-2004, 05:12 PM   #11
Theron Bugtussle
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Dark-Eye Back to the Future

After Aragorn nearly died in the Warg attack, and was nursed back to health by Eowyn--

Eowyn, snuggling up to Aragorn on his sickbed: We're finally all alone, Calvin.
Aragorn, moving away uncomfortably: Calvin? Why do you keep calling me "Calvin"?
Eowyn: That's your name, isn't it? It's right there on your underwear--"Calvin Klein"!

and more Back to the Future...

At the Council of Elrond--

Gandalf: The only way to destroy the ring is to zap it with 1.21 jigawatts of power.

Elrond, exasperated: 1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts! Maybe in First Age or the Second Age, you could find 1.21 jigawatts at the corner drugstore, but here in the Third Age, the only place that has that much power would be if you cast the ring into the Cracks of Doom!
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