Austin Powers IS Faramir...or Aragorn...or... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Tuor of Gondolin · 08-16-2004, 09:01 PM

Another forum got into a discussion of Dr. Evel as Sauron and the identity of the Witch King... So, if Dr. Evel is Sauron who are the nazgul?
How about Scotty, Mini me, Number 2, Fat Bastard (although it might be hard to get him a horse to ride--- perhaps an oliphaunt?), and Mustafa. I'm not sure about the others, perhaps someone like a guy twirling knobs at random or a single incompetent guard watching Austin and Vanessa Kensington, or maybe some fembots.

Or perhaps Austin's dad could be Denethor, with Austin as Faramir and Dr. Evel as Boromir, which might lead to a night of passion in Lorien between Galadriel (Frau Farbissira---- as the Fellowship climb into the upper reaches of the mallorns she commands: "LOWER THE LADDERS") and Boromir, leading nine months later--- to Scotty (Elrond), who would have to get into the twirling Wayback Machine to start Rivendell. His daughter then being Vanessa Kensington, who would follow PJ's original idea, following Aragorn to Helms Deep, kickboxing orcs off the wall and offering the King of the Dead seven wishes for his soul.

Any other scenarios, casting, ideas?

08-16-2004, 09:01 PM	#1
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Austin Powers IS Faramir...or Aragorn...or... Another forum got into a discussion of Dr. Evel as Sauron and the identity of the Witch King... So, if Dr. Evel is Sauron who are the nazgul? How about Scotty, Mini me, Number 2, Fat Bastard (although it might be hard to get him a horse to ride--- perhaps an oliphaunt?), and Mustafa. I'm not sure about the others, perhaps someone like a guy twirling knobs at random or a single incompetent guard watching Austin and Vanessa Kensington, or maybe some fembots. Or perhaps Austin's dad could be Denethor, with Austin as Faramir and Dr. Evel as Boromir, which might lead to a night of passion in Lorien between Galadriel (Frau Farbissira---- as the Fellowship climb into the upper reaches of the mallorns she commands: "LOWER THE LADDERS") and Boromir, leading nine months later--- to Scotty (Elrond), who would have to get into the twirling Wayback Machine to start Rivendell. His daughter then being Vanessa Kensington, who would follow PJ's original idea, following Aragorn to Helms Deep, kickboxing orcs off the wall and offering the King of the Dead seven wishes for his soul. Any other scenarios, casting, ideas? __________________ Aure Entuluva!