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The Perky Ent · 08-18-2004, 07:21 AM

lol

Heren, Snaga reminds me of a lotta people. Down here in the south, there's lots of Cajun, and Snaga sounded sorta like it. "We gonna get thos gumbo and put it en da pot. Bring it down to the cocodrie. Latar, we'se bee fishin in the river the otda day...

Those were good though

Here's some more orc and elf bedtime stories.

Elves: They all lived happily ever after

Orcs: You know what? I'm tired and the story's close enough, so go to sleep before I make you go to sleep...permanently.

Elf children: I love that story!

Orc children: Do you think Grishnak will ever find his head?

08-18-2004, 07:21 AM	#11
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	lol Heren, Snaga reminds me of a lotta people. Down here in the south, there's lots of Cajun, and Snaga sounded sorta like it. "We gonna get thos gumbo and put it en da pot. Bring it down to the cocodrie. Latar, we'se bee fishin in the river the otda day... Those were good though Here's some more orc and elf bedtime stories. Elves: They all lived happily ever after Orcs: You know what? I'm tired and the story's close enough, so go to sleep before I make you go to sleep...permanently. Elf children: I love that story! Orc children: Do you think Grishnak will ever find his head? __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'