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elronds_daughter · 09-17-2004, 07:05 AM

*on the bridge of Khazad-Dum*
Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!
*Gandalf whams his staff down on the bridge. bridge does not break. Seeing this, Gandalf proceeds to thump his staff on the bridge and mutter, "come on..." still nothing happens. the balrog just kind of sits there, slightly stunned.*
Balrog: what are you doing?
Gandalf: Trying to break the bridge, what's it look like?!
Balrog: oh. well, here, I'll save you the trouble. *jumps off bridge, and falls to his demise*
Gandalf: *watches the balrog for a while* well, that was easier than I thought. *chuckles* that "staff doesn't work" trick gets 'em every time...

09-17-2004, 07:05 AM	#25
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	woah. it's been a while. on the bridge of Khazad-Dum Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! Gandalf whams his staff down on the bridge. bridge does not break. Seeing this, Gandalf proceeds to thump his staff on the bridge and mutter, "come on..." still nothing happens. the balrog just kind of sits there, slightly stunned. Balrog: what are you doing? Gandalf: Trying to break the bridge, what's it look like?! Balrog: oh. well, here, I'll save you the trouble. jumps off bridge, and falls to his demise Gandalf: watches the balrog for a while well, that was easier than I thought. chuckles that "staff doesn't work" trick gets 'em every time... __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.