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THE Ka · 10-27-2004, 07:15 PM

Well, i don't think Sauron would like to be pres. You know, the whole UN thing... But, what about this?

Resume

Name: The World Destroyer Formerly known as Sauron

Date of birth: I have never lived, only dominated!

Former Occupation (If any): Fascist Dictator (Old school, none of that "Neo" Garbage!)

Training: By the best... Until he went mad, i screwed him over, and took over.

Desired Occupation: Corporate Dictatorship

Reasons for leaving former occupation: Um...Err. Heh Heh. Next Question!?

Reasons for this chosen occupation: Well, you see, the old dominion wasn't bringing in enough budgit and i REALLY wanted some new weapons of mass-destruction. So, i figure, hey? This Haliburton corporation sounds interesting. In other words, I've got a brand new pair of roller skates and Haliburton's got a new key, I think we should get together try to work it out you see? I've been looking around awhile and you Haliburton, got something i need.

Hobbies: Being naughty, charming stray animals and evil creatures to do my bidding, Scaring tax collectors and weapons regalia inspectors (Usually turning them into slaves too, so they can play find-and bring-back with weapons i foolishy wore to war not a dinner party.), and other activities that include malice and eyeballs.

it's not the best Resume' but, it will have to do for now.

][-][ ][ ][\/][ <------- Heh. That's cool. (HIM is a Finnish rock band)

10-27-2004, 07:15 PM	#7
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	A Resume' that even Dick Chenney would be jealous of... Well, i don't think Sauron would like to be pres. You know, the whole UN thing... But, what about this? Resume Name: The World Destroyer Formerly known as Sauron Date of birth: I have never lived, only dominated! Former Occupation (If any): Fascist Dictator (Old school, none of that "Neo" Garbage!) Training: By the best... Until he went mad, i screwed him over, and took over. Desired Occupation: Corporate Dictatorship Reasons for leaving former occupation: Um...Err. Heh Heh. Next Question!? Reasons for this chosen occupation: Well, you see, the old dominion wasn't bringing in enough budgit and i REALLY wanted some new weapons of mass-destruction. So, i figure, hey? This Haliburton corporation sounds interesting. In other words, I've got a brand new pair of roller skates and Haliburton's got a new key, I think we should get together try to work it out you see? I've been looking around awhile and you Haliburton, got something i need. Hobbies: Being naughty, charming stray animals and evil creatures to do my bidding, Scaring tax collectors and weapons regalia inspectors (Usually turning them into slaves too, so they can play find-and bring-back with weapons i foolishy wore to war not a dinner party.), and other activities that include malice and eyeballs. it's not the best Resume' but, it will have to do for now. ][-][ ][ ][\/][ <------- Heh. That's cool. (HIM is a Finnish rock band) __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?