Behind the Hedge? The Dueling Inn? or, gauntlet tossing on locale...

[The Saucepan Man]

Originally Posted by mark12_30

... arriving, engaging, and departing in-Tolkien-based character would all be requirements.

Well that counts me out then.

Which is a shame since, being experienced in the resolution of disputes in my professional capacity, I might have been able to offer a service here - for a reasonable fee, of course.